|
JAMES
HENRY LEIGH
HUNT (17841859)
The
Town: Its Memorable Characters and Events. St Pauls to St
Jamess
(1848; rptd London: Unit Library Ltd, 1903)

CHAPTER IV
THE STRAND
IN going through Fleet Street and the Strand, we
seldom think that the one is named after a rivulet, now running
under ground, and the other from its being on the banks of the river
Thames. As little do most of us fancy that there was once a line
of noblemen’s houses on the one side, and that, at the same time,
all beyond the other side, to Hampstead or Highgate, was open country,
with the little hamlet of St. Giles’s in a copse. So late as the
reign of Henry VIII. we have a print containing the village of Charing.
Citizens used to take an evening stroll to the well now in St. Clement’s
Inn.
In the reign of Edward
III. the Strand was an open country road, with a mansion here and
there, on the banks of the river Thames, most probably a castle
or strong-hold. In this state it no doubt remained during the greater
part of the York and Lancaster period. From Henry VII.’s time the
castles most likely began to be exchanged for mansions of a more
peaceful character. These gradually increased; and in the reign
of Edward VI. the Strand consisted, on the south side, of a line
of mansions with garden walls; and on the north, of a single row
of houses, behind which all was field. The reader is to imagine
wall all the way from Temple Bar to Whitehall, on his left hand,
like that of Kew Palace, or a succession of Burlington Gardens;
while the line of humbler habitations stood on the other side, like
a row of servants in waiting.
As wealth increased,
not only the importance of rank diminished, and the nobles were
more content to recollect James’s advice of living in the country
(where, he said, they looked like ships in a river, instead of ships
at sea), but the value of ground about London, especially on the
river side, was so much augmented, that the proprietors of these
princely mansions were not unwilling to turn the premises into money.
The civil wars had given another jar to the stability of their abodes
in the metropolis; and in Charles the Second’s time the great houses
finally gave way, and were exchanged for streets and wharfs. An
agreeable poet of the last century lets us know that he used to
think of this great change in going up the Strand.
“Come, Fortescue, sincere, experienc’d friend,
Thy briefs, thy deeds, and e’en thy fees suspend;
Come, let us leave the Temple’s silent walls;
Me, business to my distant lodging calls;
Through the long Strand together let us stray;
With thee conversing, I forget the way.
Behold that narrow street which steep descends,
Whose building to the slimy shore extends;
Here Arundel’s fam’d structure rear’d its fame:
The street alone retains the empty name.
Where Titian’s glowing paint the canvas warmed,
And Raphael’s fair design with judgment charmed,
Now hangs the bellman’s song; and pasted here
The coloured prints of Overton appear.
Where statues breathed, the works of Phidias’ hands,
A wooden pump, or lonely watch-house, stands.
There Essex stately pile adorned the shore,
There Cecil’s, Bedford’s, Villiers’—now no more.” [
1]
As
the aspect in this quarter is so different from what it was, and
the quarter is one of the most important in the metropolis, we may
add what Pennant has written on the subject:—
“In the year 1533,
that fine street the Strand was an open highway, with here and there
a great man’s house, with gardens to the water’s side. In that year
it was so ruinous, that Edward III., by an ordinance, directed a
tax to be raised upon wool, leather, wine, and all goods carried
to the staple at Westminster, from Temple Bar to Westminster Abbey,
for the repair of the road; and that all owners of houses adjacent
to the highway should repair as much as lay before their doors.
Mention is also made of a bridge to be erected near the royal palace
at Westminster, for the conveniency of the said staple; but the
last probably meant no more than stairs for the landing of the goods,
which I find sometimes went by the name of a bridge.
“There was no continued
street here till about the year 1533; before that it entirely cut
off Westminster from London, and nothing intervened except the scattered
houses, and a village, which afterwards gave name to the whole.
St. Martin’s stood literally in the fields. But about the year 1560
a street was formed, loosely built, for all the houses on the south
side had great gardens to the river, were called by their owners’
names, and in after times gave name to the several streets that
succeeded them, pointing down to the Thames; each of them had stairs
for the conveniency of taking boat, of which many to this day bear
the names of the houses. As the court was for centuries either at
the palace at Westminster, or Whitehall, a boat was the customary
conveyance of the great to the presence of their sovereign. The
north side was a mere line of houses from Charing-Cross to Temple
Bar; all beyond was country. The gardens which occupied part of
the site of Covent Garden were bounded by fields, and St. Giles’s
was a distant country village. These are circumstances proper to
point out, to show the vast increase of our capital in little more
than two centuries.” [ 2]
The aspect of the
Strand, on emerging through Temple Bar, is very different from what
it was forty years ago. “A stranger who had visited London in 1790,
would on his return in 1804,” says Mr Malcolm, “be astonished to
find a spacious area (with the church nearly in the centre) on the
site of Butcher Row, and some other passages undeserving of the
name of streets, which were composed of those wretched fabrics,
overhanging their foundations, the receptacles of dirt in every
corner of their projecting stories, the bane of ancient London,
where the plague, with all its attendant horrors, frowned destruction
on the miserable inhabitants, reserving its forces for the attacks
of each returning summer.” [ 3]
The site of Butcher
Row, thus advantageously thrown open, is called Pickett Street,
after the alderman who projected the improvements. Unfortunately
they turned out to be on too large a scale; that is to say, the
houses were found to be too large and expensive for the right side
of the Strand in this quarter; the tide of traffic between the city
and Westminster flowing the other side of the way. The consequence
is, that the houses are under-let, and that something of the old
squalid look remains in the turning towards Clement’s Inn, in spite
of the pillared entrance.
Butcher Row, however
squalid, contained houses worth eating and drinking in. Johnson
frequented an eating-house there; and, according to Oldys, it was
“in returning from the Bear and Harrow in Butcher Row, through Clare
Market, to his lodgings in Duke Street, that Lee, the dramatic poet,
overladen with wine, fell down (on the ground, as some say—according
to others, on a bulk), and was killed, or stifled in the snow. He
was buried in the parish church of St. Clement Danes, aged about
thirty-five years.” [4] “He was a very handsome as well as ingenious man,” says
Oldys, “but given to debauchery, which necessitated a milk diet.
When some of his university comrades visited him, he fell to drinking
out of all measure, which, flying up into his head, caused his face
to break out into those carbuncles which were afterwards observed
there; and also touched his brain, occasioning that madness so much
lamented in so rare a genius. Tom Brown says he wrote, while he
was in Bedlam, a play of twenty-five acts; and Mr Bowman tells me
that, going once to visit him there, Lee showed him a scene, ‘in
which,’ says he, ‘I have done a miracle for you.’ ‘What’s that?’
said Bowman. ‘I have made you a good priest.’”
Oldys mentions another
of his mad sayings, but does not tell us with whom it passed.
“I’ve seen an unscrewed spider spin a thought,
And walk away upon the wings of angels!”
“What say you to
that, doctor?” “Ah, marry, Mr Lee, that’s superfine indeed. The
thought of a winged spider may catch sublime readers of poetry sooner
than his web, but it will need a commentary in prose to render it
intelligible to the vulgar.” [
5]
Lee’s madness does
not appear to have been melancholy, otherwise these anecdotes would
not bear repeating. There are various stories of the origin of it;
but, most probably, he had an over-sanguine constitution, which
he exasperated by intemperance. Though he died so young, the author
of A Satyr on the Poets gives us to understand that
he was corpulent.
“Pembroke loved tragedy, and did provide
For the butchers’ dogs, and for the whole Bank-side:
The bear was fed; but dedicating Lee
Was thought to have a greater paunch than he.” [6]
This Pembroke, who loved a bear-garden, was the
seventh earl of that title. His daughter married the son of Jefferies.
Lee, on a visit to the earl at Wilton, is said to have drunk so
hard, that “the butler feared he would empty the cellar.” The madness
of Lee is almost visible in his swelling and over-laden dramas;
in which, however, there is a good deal of true poetic fire, and
a vein of tenderness that makes us heartily pity the author.
The social Boswell,
in speaking of Johnson’s eating-house in Butcher Row, does not approve
of establishments of that sort. We shall see, by and by, that he
was wrong.
“Happening to dine,”
says he, “at Clifton’s eating-house in Butcher Row, I was surprised
to see Johnson come in and take his seat at another table. The mode
of dining, or rather being fed, at such houses in London, is well
known to many to be peculiarly unsocial, as there is no ordinary
or united company, but each person has own mess, and is under no
obligation to hold any intercourse with any one. A liberal and full-minded
man, however, who loves to talk, will break through this churlish
and unsocial restraint. Johnson and an Irish gentleman got into
a dispute concerning the cause of some part of mankind being black.
‘Why, sir (said Johnson), it has been accounted for in three ways:
either by supposing that they are the posterity of Ham, who was
cursed; or that God at first created two kinds of men, one black
and another white; or that, by the heat of the sun, the skin is
scorched, and so acquires a sooty hue. This matter has been much
canvassed among naturalists, but has never been brought to any certain
issue. What the Irishman said is totally obliterated from my mind;
but I remember that he became very warm and imtemperate in his expressions;
upon which Johnson rose, and quietly walked away. When he had retired,
his antagonist took his revenge, as he thought, by saying, ‘He has
a most ungainly figure, and an affectation of pomposity unworthy
of a man of genius.’” [ 7]
The ungainly figure
might have been pardoned by the Irishman; who, we suppose, was equally
fiery and elegant. As to Johnson’s pompous manner, the most excusable
part of it originated, doubtless, in his having decided opinions.
The rest may have been an instinct of self-defence, arising from
the “ungainly figure,” not without a sense of the dignity of his
calling. He certainly lost nothing by it, upon the whole. At all
events, one is willing to think the best of what was accompanied
by so much excellence. Affectation it was not; for nobody despised
pretension of any kind more than he did. Johnson was a sort of born
bishop in his way, with high judgments and cathedral notions lording
it in his mind; and ex cathedra he accordingly spoke.
In Butcher Row, one
day, Johnson met, in advanced life, a fellow-collegian, of the name
of Edwards, whom he had not seen since they were at the university.
Edwards annoyed him by talking of their age. “Don’t let us discourage
one another,” said Johnson. It was this Edwards, a dull but good
man, who made that naïve remark, which was pronounced by
Burke and others to be an excellent trait of character:—“You are
a philosopher, Dr Johnson,” said he: “I have tried in my time to
be a philosopher; but, I don’t know how, cheerfulness was always
breaking in.” [ 8]
Before we come to
St. Clement’s, we arrive, on the lefthand side of the way, at Essex
Street; a spot once famous for the residence of the favourite Earl
of Essex. We have mentioned an Outer Temple, which originally formed
a companion to the Inner and Middle Temples, the whole constituting
the tenements of the knights. This Outer Temple stretched beyond
Temple Bar into the ground now occupied by Essex Street and Devereux
Court; and after being possessed (Dugdale supposes) by the Prior
and Canons of the Holy Sepulchre, was transferred by them, in the
time of Edward III., to the Bishops of Exeter, who occupied it till
the reign of Henry VI., and called it Exeter House. Sir William
Paget (afterwards Lord Paget) then had it, and did “re-edify the
same,” calling it Paget Place. After this it was occupied by the
Duke of Norfolk, who was executed for his dealings with Mary, Queen
of Scots; then by Dudley, Earl of Leicester, the favourite, who
called it Leicester House, and bequeathed it to his “son, Sir Robert”;
and then by the other favourite, Leicester’s son-in-law, Essex,
from whom it retained the name of Essex House. It was occasionally
tenanted by men of rank till some time after the Restoration, when
it was pulled down, and the site converted into the present street
and court. The only remnant of it supposed to exist is the present
Unitarian Chapel, which, before it became such, was called Essex
House, and latterly contained an auction room. [
9]
The repose enjoyed
in this precinct since the Restoration has been like silence after
a succession of storms, for the house was of a turbulent reputation.
The first bishop who had it after the Templars, being a favourite
of Edward II., was seized by the mob, hurried to Cheapside, where
they beheaded him, and then carried back a corpse, and buried it
in a heap of sand at his door. Lord Paget got into trouble, together
with his friend the Duke of Somerset, who was accused of intending
to assassinate Northumberland and others at this house. Norfolk
possessed it while he formed his designs on Mary, Queen of Scots,
for which he was brought to the scaffold; Leicester was always having
some ill design or other—perhaps poisoned a visitor or so occasionally
(for he is said to have thought nothing of that gentle expediency);
and Essex made the house famous by standing a siege in it against
the troops of his mistress. The siege was not long, nor any of his
actions in the business very wise, though he was a man of an exalted
nature. Essex got into his troubles partly from heat and ambition,
partly from the inferior and more cunning nature of some of his
rivals at court. There is no doubt that all these causes, together
with his confidence in Elizabeth’s inability to proceed to extremities,
conspired to lead him into rebellion. His first offence that we
hear of, next to a general petulance of manner, which the queen’s
own mixture of fondness and petulance was calculated enough to provoke,
was a quarrel with some young lords for her favour; the second,
his joining the expedition to Cadiz without leave; and the third,
his marriage with the daughter of Sir Francis Walsingham: for Elizabeth
never thought it proper that her favourites should be married to
anything but her “fair idea.”
His next dispute
with her, which was on the subject of an assistant in the affairs
of Ireland, to which he was going as lord deputy, terminated in
the singular catastrophe of his receiving from her a box on the
ear; with the encouraging addition of bidding him “Go, and be hanged.”
It is said to have been occasioned by his turning his back upon
her. He clapped his hand to his sword, and swore he would not have
put up with such an insult from her father. His fall is generally
dated from this circumstance, and it is thought he never forgave
it. But surely this is not a correct judgment; for the blow which
might have been intolerable from the hand of a king, implied, in
its very extravagance, some thing not without flattery and self-abasement
from that of a princess. It was as if Elizabeth had put herself
into the situation of a termagant wife. The quarrel preceded the
violence. Essex went to Ireland against the rebels, but apparently
with great unwillingness, calling it, in a letter to the queen,
the “cursedest of all islands,” and insinuating that the best thing
that could happen both to please her and himself was the loss of
his life in battle. The conclusion of this letter is a remarkable
instance of the mixture of romance with real life in those days.
It is in verse, terminating with the following pastoral sentiment.
Essex wishes he could live like a hermit, “in some unhaunted desert
most obscure”—
“From all society, from love and hate
Of worldly folk; then should he
sleep secure,
Then wake again, and yield God every praise,
Content with hips and hawes, and
bramble-berry;
In contemplation parting out his days,
And change of holy thoughts to
make him merry.
Who when he dies, his tomb may be a bush,
Where harmless robin dwells with
gentle thrush.
Your
Majesty’s exiled servant,
“ROBERT ESSEX.”
Think of this being
a letter from a lord lieutenant of Ireland to his sovereign! Warton
says, from the evidence of some sonnets preserved in the British
Museum, that although Essex was “an ingenious and elegant writer
of prose,” he was no poet. There is an ungainliness in the lines
we have just quoted, and he was probably too much given to action
to be a poet; but there is something in him that relished of the
truth and directness of poetry, when he had to touch upon any actual
emotion. Poetry is nothing but the voluntary power to get at the
inner spirit of what is felt, with imagination to embody it. It
was supposed that Essex’s enemies first got him into the office
of lord lieutenant, and then took advantage of his impatience under
it to ruin him. He was accused of tampering with the rebels, and
meditating his return into England with the troops under his charge;
with a view to which object he is said to have described his army
as a force with which he “would make the earth to tremble as he
went.” He came over, with the passion of an injured man, and presented
himself before the queen, who gave him a tolerable reception, but
afterwards confined him to the house of the lord keeper. It was
then, according to his confession before his death, that he first
contemplated violent measures against the throne, though always
short of treason. Before his liberation, he was soured by his ineffectual
attempts to renew his facility of admission to the presence chamber;
and he let fall an expression which his enemies greedily seized
at, to wit, that the “Queen grew old and cankered, and that her
mind was become as crooked as her carcase.” This was exactly in
his style, which was off-hand and energetic, with a gusto of truth
in it. Meantime he began to have his friends about him more than
ever, and to affect a necessity for it; and a summons being sent
him to attend the council, he was driven by anger and fear to decline
it, and to fortify himself in his house. His chief and most generous
companion on this occasion was Henry, Earl of Southampton, the friend
of Shakspeare. There was some little resistance; and the Lord Keeper,
with the Lord Chief Justice and the Earl of Worcester, coming to
summon him on his allegiance, he locked them up in a room, on pretence
of taking care of their persons, and then sallied through Fleet
Street into the city, where he expected a rising in his favour;
for he was the most popular noble, perhaps, that England had ever
seen, and the city had been disgusted by repeated levies on its
purse, under pretence of invasions from Spain: though, according
to Essex, Spain had never been so much in favour. The levies, in
truth, were made against himself. He was disappointed: heard himself
proclaimed a traitor by sound of trumpet in Gracechurch Street,
and after a little more scuffling on the part of his adherents,
returned by water from Queenhithe, and surrendered himself; being
partly moved, he said, by the “cries of ladies.” It is clear that
he did not know what to be at. He expected, most likely, every moment,
that the queen’s tenderness would interfere, fearful of seeing her
once beloved favourite in danger. But the Cecils and others aided
her good sense in keeping her quiet. Essex had certainly acted in
a way incompatible with the duty of a subject, and such as no sovereign
could tolerate. He was tried in Westminster Hall, and convicted
of an intention to seize the court and the Tower, to surprise the
queen in her apartments, and then to summon a parliament for a “redress
of grievances;” which, he said, should give his enemies “a fair
trial.” Southampton was acquited, no doubt from a sense that he
intended nothing but a romantic adherence to his friend.
How a man of Essex’s
understanding could give into these preposterous attempts, it would
be difficult to conceive, if every day’s experience did not show
how powerful a succession of little circumstances is to bring people
into situations which themselves might have least looked for. Essex
evidently expected pardon to the last. When Lord Grey’s name was
read over among the peers who were to try him, he smiled and jogged
the elbow of Southampton, for offending whom Grey had been punished.
He was at his ease throughout the trial. He said to the Attorney
General (Coke), who had told him in the course of his speech that
he should be “Robert the Last” of an earldom, instead of “Robert
the First” of a kingdom—“Well, Mr Attorney, I thank God you are
not my judge this day, you are so uncharitable.”
“Coke. Well,
my lord, we shall prove you anon, what you are; which your pride
of heart, and aspiring mind, hath brought you unto.
“Essex. Ah,
Mr Attorney, lay your hand upon your heart, and pray to God to forgive
us both.” [10]
And when sentence
was passed, though it is not true that he refused to ask for mercy,
for he did it after the best fashion of his style, “kneeling (he
said) upon the very knees of his heart,” yet he seemed to threaten
Elizabeth, in a tender way, with his resolution to die. She left
him, like a politic sovereign, to his fate; but is thought never
to have recovered it, as a friend. The romantic story of her visiting
the Countess of Nottingham, who had kept back a ring which Essex
sent her after his condemnation, of her shaking her on her deathbed,
and crying out that “God might forgive, but she could not,” is more
and more credited as documents transpire. The ring, it is said,
had been given to Essex, with a promise that it should serve him
in need under any circumstances, if he did but send it. It is supposed
that the non-appearance of it hurt the proud heart of Elizabeth,
and finally allowed her to let him die. Yet she was a great sovereign,
and might have suffered the law to take its course, with whatever
sorrow. She was jealous of her reputation with the old and cool-headed
lords about her. When the death, however, had taken place, she might
have fancied otherwise. Something preyed strongly on her mind towards
her decease, which happened within two years after his execution.
She refused to go to bed for ten days and nights before her death,
lying upon the carpet with cushions about her, and absorbed in the
profoundest melancholy. To be sure, this may have been disease.
A princess like Elizabeth, possessed of sovereign power, which had
been sharply exercised on some doubtful occasions, might have had
misgivings when going to die. Two certain causes of regret she must
have had for Essex. She must have been well aware that she had alternately
encouraged and irritated him over much; and she must have known
that he was a better man than many who assisted in his overthrow,
and that if he had been less worthy of regard, he probably would
have survived her, as they did.
It may easily be
imagined that Essex was a man for whom a strong affection might
be entertained. He excited interest by his character, and could
maintain it by his language. In everything he did there was a certain
excess, but on the liberal side. When a youth, he plunged into the
depths of rural pleasures and books; he was lavish of his money
and good word for his friends; he said everything that came uppermost,
but then it was worth saying, only his enemies were not as well
pleased with it as his friends, and they never forgot it: in fine,
he was romantic, brave, and impassioned. He is so like a preux
chevalier, that till we call to mind other gallant knights who
have not been handsome, we are somewhat surprised to hear that he
was not well made, and that nothing is said of his face but that
it looked reserved—a seeming anomaly, which deep thought sometimes
produces in the countenances of open-hearted men. These were no
hindrances, however, to the admiration entertained of him by the
ladies; and he was so popular with authors and with the public,
that Warton says he could bring evidence of his scarcely ever quitting
England or even the metropolis, on the most frivolous enterprise,
without a pastoral or other poetical praise of him, which was sold
and sung in the streets. He was the friend of Spenser, most likely
of Shakspeare too, being the friend of Southampton. Spenser
was well acquainted with Essex House. In his Prothalamion,
published in 1596, he has left interesting evidence of his having
visited Leicester there; and he follows up the record with a panegyric
on Leicester’s successor, which was probably his first hint to Essex
that he was still in want of such assistance as he had received
from his father-in-law. The two passages taken together render the
hint rather broad, and such as would make one a little jealous for
the dignity of the great poet, were not the manners of that time
different in this respect from what they are now. Speaking of the
Temple, in the lines quoted in our last chapter, he goes on to say—
“Next whereunto there stands a stately place,
Where oft I gayned giftes and goodly grace
Of that great lord, which therein wont to dwell.
Whose want too well now feels my friendless case:
But, ah! here fits not well
Olde woes, but ioyes, to tell
Against the bridale daye, which is not long.
Sweet Themmes! runne softly till I end my song.
Yet therein now doth lodge a noble peer,
Great England’s glory, and the world’s wide wonder,
Whose dreadful name late through all Spaine did thunder,
And Hercules’ two pillars standing near
Did make to quake and feare:
Faire branch of honour, flower of chevalrie!
That fillest England with thy triumph’s fame,
Joy have thou of thy noble victorie.”
Essex no doubt took
the poet at his word, both for his panegyric and his hint; for it
was he that gave Spenser his funeral in Westminster, and he was
not of a spirit to treat a great poet, as poets have sometimes been
treated—with neglect in their lifetime, and self-complacent monuments
to them after their death.
We shall close this notice (in which we have endeavoured
to concentrate all the interest we could) of the once great and
applauded Essex, whose memory long retained its popularity, and
gave rise to several tragedies, with a letter of his to the Lord
Keeper Egerton, in which there is one of his finest sentiments expressed
with his most passionate felicity. Egerton’s eldest son had accompanied
Essex into Ireland, and died there, which is the subject of the
letter. As Spenser’s death also happened just before the earl set
out for that country, at a moment when he might have been of political
as well as poetical use to him (for Spenser was a politician, and
had been employed in the affairs of Ireland), Mr Todd thinks, that
among the friends alluded to, part of the regret may have been for
him:
“Whatt can you receave
from a cursed country butt vnfortunate newes? whatt can be my stile
(whom heaven and earth are agreed to make a martyr) butt a stile
of mourning? nott for myself thatt I smart, for I wold I had
in my hart the sorrow of all my frends, but I mourn that my
destiny is to overlive my deerest frendes. Of yr losse yt is neither
good for me to write nor you to reade. But I protest I felt myself
sensibly dismembered, when I lost my frend. Shew yr strength in
lyfe. Lett me, yf yt be God’s will, shew yt in taking leave of the
world, and hasting after my frends. Butt I will live and dy
“More yr lp’s then any
“man’s living,
“ESSEX”
“Arbrackan, this last day of August”
[1599].
“Little,” [
11] says Mr Todd, “did the generous but unfortunate Essex then
imagine, that the learned statesman, to whom this letter of condolence
was addressed, would be directed very soon afterwards to issue an
order for his execution. The original warrant, to which the name
of Elizabeth is prefixed, is now in the possession of the Marquis
of Stafford; and the queen has written her name not with the firmness
observable in numerous documents existing in the same and other
collections, but with apparent tremor and hesitation.”
In Essex House was
born another Robert, Earl of Essex, son of the preceding, well known
in history as general of the Parliament. He was a child when his
father died; and was in the hands, first, of his grandmother, Lady
Walsingham, and, secondly, of Henry Savile (afterwards Sir Henry),
under whose severe discipline he was educated at Eton. We mention
these circumstances, because they tended to keep him in that Presbyterian
interest, which his father patronised out of a love of toleration
and popularity. Perhaps, also, they did him no good with his wives;
for he married two, and was singularly unfortunate in both. To the
first, Lady Frances Howard, he was betrothed when a boy. He travelled,
returned, and married her, with little love on his own side, and
none on hers. Her connexion with Car, Earl of Somerset, and all
the infamy, crime, and wretchedness it brought upon her, are well
known. Her best excuse, which is the ordinary one in cases of great
wickedness (and it is a comfort to human nature that it is so),
is, that she was a great fool. Her dislike of her first husband
was not, perhaps, the least excusable part of her conduct, first,
because she was a child like himself when they were betrothed; and
secondly, because his second wife appears to have liked him no better.
The latter was divorced also. After this, Essex took to a country
retirement, and subsequently to an active part in the Civil Wars,
during which his love of justice and affability to his inferiors
rendered him extremely popular. He was of equivocal service, however,
to the parliament. He was a better general than politician, not
of a commanding genius in any respect, and was suspected, not without
reason, of an overweening desire to accommodate matters too much,
partly out of ignorance of what the nature of the quarrel demanded,
and partly from an affectation of playing the part of an amicable
dictator for his own aggrandisement. So the parliament got rid of
him by the famous self-denying ordinance. Clarendon says that when
he resigned his commission, the whole Parliament went the day following
to Essex House, to return him thanks for his great services; but
a late historian of the commonwealth says, there is no trace of
this compliment on the journals. [
12] Next year they attended him to his grave. Essex’s character
was a prose-copy of his father’s, with the love and the romance
left out.
Dr Johnson, the year
before he died, founded in Essex Street one of his minor clubs.
The Literary Club did not meet often enough for his want of society,
was too distant, and perhaps had now become too much for his conversational
ambition. He wanted a mixture of inferior intellects to be at ease
with. Accordingly, this club, which was held at the Essex Head,
then kept by a servant of Mr Thrale, was of a more miscellaneous
nature than the other, and made no pretension to expense. One cannot
help smiling at the modest and pensive tone of the letter which
Johnson sent to Sir Joshua, inviting him to join it. “The terms
are lax, and the expenses light. We meet thrice a-week; and he who
misses, forfeits two-pence.” [13] This stretch of philosophy seems to have
startled the fashionable painter, who declined to become a member.
When we find, however, in the list the names of Brocklesby, Horsley,
Daines Barrington, and Windham, Boswell has reason to say that Sir
John Hawkins’s charge of its being a “low ale-house association”
appears to be sufficiently obviated. But the names might have been
subscribed out of civility without any further intention. The club,
nevertheless, was in existence when Boswell wrote, and went on,
he says, happily. Johnson said of him, when he was proposed, “Boswell
is a very clubable man.”
In Devereux Court,
through which there is a passage round into the Temple, is the Grecian
Coffee House, supposed to be the oldest in London. We should rather
say the revival of the oldest, for the premises were burnt down
and rebuilt. The Grecian was the house from which Steele proposed
to date his learned articles in the Tatler.
In this court are
the premises of the eminent tea-dealers, Messrs Twining, the front
of which, surmounted with its stone figures of Chinese, has an elegant
appearance in the Strand. We notice the house, not only on this
account, but because the family have to boast of a very accomplished
scholar, the translator of the Poetics of Aristotle. Mr Twining
was contemporary with Gray and Mason at Cambridge; and besides his
requirements as a linguist (for, in addition to his knowledge of
Greek and Latin, he wrote French and Italian with idiomatic accuracy),
was a musician so accomplished as to lead the concerts and oratorios
that were performed during term-time, when Bate played the organ
and harpsichord. He was also a lively companion, full of wit and
playfulness, yet so able to content himself with country privacy,
and so exemplary a clergyman, that for the last forty years of his
life he scarcely allowed himself to be absent from his parishioners
more than a fortnight in a year.
The church of St.
Clement Danes, which unworthily occupies the open part of the Strand,
to the west of Essex Street, was the one most frequented by Dr Johnson.
It is not known why this church is called St. Clement Danes.
Some think because there was a massacre of the Danes thereabouts;
others because Harold Harefoot was buried there; and others, because
the Danes had the quarter given them to live in, when Alfred the
Great drove them out of London, the monarch at the same time building
the church, in order to assist their conversion to Christianity.
The name St. Clement has been derived with probability from
the patron saint of Pope Clement Ill., a great friend of the Templars,
to whom the church at one time belonged. St. Clement’s was rebuilt
towards the end of the century before last by Edward Pierce, under
the direction of Sir Christopher Wren, but is a very incongruous
ungainly edifice. Its best aspect is at night-time in winter, when
the deformities of its body are not seen, and the pale steeple rises
with a sort of ghastliness of grandeur through the cloudy atmosphere.
The chimes may still be heard at midnight, as Falstaff describes
having heard them with Justice Shallow. If they did not execute
one of Handel’s psalm-tunes, we should take them to be the very
same he speaks of, and conclude that they had grown hoarse with
age and sitting-up; for to our knowledge they have lost some of
their notes these twenty years, and the rest are falling away. A
steeple should set a better example.
A few years back,
when the improvements on the north side, in this quarter, had not
been followed by those on the south, Gay’s picture of the avenue
between the church and the house was true in all its parts. We remember
the “combs dangling in our faces,” and almost mourned their loss
for the sake of the poet.
“Where the fair columns of St. Clement stand,
Whose straiten’d bounds encroach upon the Strand;
Where the low penthouse bows the walker’s head,
And the rough pavement wounds the yielding tread;
Where not a post protects the narrow space,
And, strung in twines, combs dangle in thy face;
Summon at once thy courage, rouse thy care,
Stand firm, look back, be resolute, beware.
Forth issuing from steep lanes, the collier’s steeds
Drag the black load; another cart succeeds;
Team follows team, crowds heap’d on crowds appear,
And wait impatient till the road grow clear.”
Everybody can testify
to the truth of this description. A little patience, however, is
well repaid by the sight of the noble creatures dragging up the
loads. The horses of the colliers and brewers of London are worth
notice at all times for the magnificence of their build.
Gay proceeds to other particulars, now no longer to be encountered.
He cautions you how you lose your sword; and adds a pleasant mode
of theft, practised in those times:—
“Nor is the flaxen wig with safety worn:
High on the shoulder, in a basket borne,
Lurks the sly boy, whose hands, to rapine bred,
Plucks off the curling honours of the head.” [14]
Clement’s Inn is
named from the church. The device over the gate, of an anchor and
the letter C, is supposed to allude to the martyrdom of St. Clement,
who is said to have been tied to an anchor and thrown into the sea,
by order of the Emperor Trajan.
“The hall is situated
on the south side of a neat but small quadrangle. It is a Tuscan
diminutive building, with a very large Corinthian door, and arched
windows, erected in 1715. Another irregular area is surrounded by
convenient houses, in which are the possessor’s chambers. Part of
this is a pretty garden, with a kneeling African, of considerable
merit, supporting a dial, on the eastern side.” [15] 
In Knox’s Elegant
Extracts are some lines on this negro, which have often been
repeated:—
“In vain, poor sable son of woe,
Thou seek’st the tender tear;
For thee in vain with pangs they flow;
For mercy dwells not here.
From cannibals thou fledst in vain;
Lawyers less quarter give;
The first won’t eat you till you’re slain,
The last will do’t alive.”
This inn, like all
the other inns of court, is of great antiquity. Dugdale states it
to have been an inn of Chancery in the reign of Edward II. Some
have conjectured, according to Mr Moser, “that near this spot stood
an inn, as far back as the time of King Ethelred, for the reception
of penitents who came to St. Clement’s Well; that a religious house
was in process of time established, and that the church rose in
consequence.” Be this as it may, the holy brotherhood was probably
removed to some other institution; the Holy Lamb, an inn on the
west side of the lane, received the guests; and the monastery was
converted, or rather perverted, from the purposes of the gospel
to those of the law, and was probably, in this profession, considered
as a house of considerable antiquity in the days of Shakspeare;
for he, who with respect to this kind of chronology may be safely
quoted, makes in the second act of Henry IV. one of his justices
a member of that society:—
“He must to the Inns
of Court. I was of Clement’s once myself, where they talk of Mad
Shallow still.”
A pump now covers
St. Clement’s Well. Fitzstephen, in his description of London, in
the reign of Henry II., speaks of certain “excellent springs at
a small distance” from the city, “whose waters are sweet, salubrious,
and clear, and whose runnels murmur o’er the shining stones: among
these,” he continues, “Holywell, Clerkenwell, and St. Clement’s
Well may be esteemed the principal, as being much the most frequented,
both by the scholars from the school (Westminster) and the youth
from the city, when on a summer’s evening they are disposed to take
an airing.”
Six hundred years
and upwards have elapsed since Fitzstephen wrote. It is pleasant
to think that the well has lasted so long, and that the place is
still quiet.
The Clare family,
who have left their name to Clare Market, appear to have occupied
Clement’s Inn during part of the reign of the Tudors. From their
hands it reverted to those of the law. It is an appendage to the
Inner Temple. We are not aware of any greater legal personage having
been bred there, than the one just mentioned. Shallow takes delight
in his local recollections, particularly of this inn. In one of
the masterly scenes of this kind, Falstaff’s corroboration of a
less pleasant recollection, and Shallow’s anger against the cause
of it, after such a lapse of time, are very ludicrous.
“Shallow.
Oh, Sir John, do you remember since we lay all night in the windmill
in St. George’s Fields?
“Fals. No
more of that, good Master Shallow, no more of that.
“Shal. Ha,
it was a merry night. And is Jane Nightwork alive?
“Fals. She
lives, Master Shallow.
“Shal. She
never could away with me.
“Fals. Never,
never; she would always say she could not abide Master Shallow.
“Shal. By
the mass, I could anger her to the heart. She was then a bonaroba.
Doth she hold her own well?—and had Robin Nightwork by old Nightwork,
before I came to Clement’s Inn.
“Silence.
That’s fifty-five years ago.
“Shal. Ha,
Cousin Silence, that thou hadst seen that that this knight and I
have seen! Ah, Sir John, said I well?
“Fals. We
have heard the chimes at midnight, Master Shallow.
“Shal. That
we have, that we have, that we have; in faith, Sir John, we have;
our watchword was, Hem, boys! Come, let’s to dinner: come,
let’s to dinner! Oh, the days that we have seen! Come, come.” [16]
The sites of Arundel,
Norfolk, Surrey, and Howard Streets (the last of which crosses the
others), were formerly occupied by the house and grounds originally
constituting the town residence of the Bishop of Bath and Wells,
then of the Lord High Admiral Seymour, and afterwards of the Howards,
Earls of Arundel, from whom it came into possession of the Duke
of Norfolk. It was successively called Bath’s Inn (Hampton Place,
according to some, but we know not why), Seymour Place, Arundel
House, and Norfolk House. It was a wide low house, but according
to Sully, who lodged in it when he was ambassador to James I., very
convenient, on account of the multitude of rooms on the same floor.
In this house the
Lord High Admiral, Thomas Seymour, brother of the Protector Somerset,
in the reign of Edward VI., contrived to place the Princess (afterwards
Queen) Elizabeth, with a design of possessing her person, and sharing
her succession to the Crown. No doubt is entertained of these views
by the historians. Elizabeth was not averse to him, though he had
lately married the Queen Dowager (Catherine Parr); and some gossipping
stories transpired of the evidences of their goodwill. Catherine’s
death increased the suspicion, and she herself expressed it on her
death-bed. Seymour’s ambition, however, shortly brought him to the
scaffold, and saved us from a King Thomas I., who would probably,
as Pennant thinks, have been a very bad one.
We have mentioned
the Countess of Nottingham who withheld from Elizabeth the ring
sent her by Essex. It was in this house she died. Her husband was
a Howard, and, probably she was on a visit there. We take an opportunity,
therefore, of relating the particulars of that romantic story, as
collected by the accurate Dr Birch, and repeated in the Memoirs
of the Peers of England during the reign of James I.
“The following curious story,” says the compiler of this work, “was
frequently told by Lady Elizabeth Spelman, great grand-daughter
of Sir Robert Carey, brother of Lady Nottingham, and afterwards
Earl of Monmouth, whose curious memoirs of himself were published
a few years ago by Lord Corke.”
“When Catherine,
Countess of Nottingham, was dying (as she did, according to his
lordship’s own account, about a fortnight before Queen Elizabeth),
she sent to her Majesty to desire that she might see her, in order
to reveal something to her Majesty without the discovery of which
she could not die in peace. Upon the Queen’s coming, Lady Nottingham
told her, that, while the Earl of Essex lay under sentence of death,
he was desirous of asking her Majesty’s mercy, in the manner prescribed
by herself, during the height of his favour; the Queen having given
him a ring, which being sent to her as a token of his distress,
might entitle him to her protection. But the earl, jealous of those
about him, and not caring to trust any of them with it, as he was
looking out of his window one morning, saw a boy, with whose appearance
he was pleased; and engaging him by money and promises, directed
him to carry the ring, which he took from his finger and threw down,
to Lady Scroope, a sister of the Countess of Nottingham, and a friend
of his lordship, who attended upon the Queen; and to beg of her
that she would present it to her Majesty. The boy, by mistake, carried
it to Lady Nottingham, who showed it to her husband, the admiral,
an enemy of Lord Essex, in order to take his advice. The admiral
forbid her to carry it, or return any answer to the message; but
insisted upon her keeping the ring.
“The Countess of
Nottingham, having made this discovery, begged the Queen’s forgiveness;
but her Majesty answered, ‘God may forgive you, but I never
can,’ and left the room with great emotion. Her mind was so
struck with the story that she never went into bed, nor took any
sustenance from that instant, for Camden is of opinion, that her
chief reason for suffering the earl to be executed, was his supposed
obstinacy in not applying to her for mercy. [
17]
“In confirmation
of the time of the countess’s death,” continues the compiler, “it
now appears from the parish register of Chelsea, extracted by Mr
Lysons (Environs of London, vol. ii., p. 120), that she died
at Arundel House, London, February 25, and was buried the 28th,
1603. Her funeral was kept at Chelsea, March 21st; and Queen Elizabeth
died three days afterwards.”
Clarendon gives a
singular character of this house and its master when it was in possession
of Thomas Howard, Earl of Arundel. He says that the earl
“Seemed to live,
as it were, in another nation, his house being a place to which
all people resorted, who resorted to no other place; strangers,
or such as affected to look like strangers, and dressed themselves
accordingly. He was willing to be thought a scholar, and to understand
the most mysterious parts of antiquity, because he made a wonderful
and costly purchase of excellent statues whilst in Italy and in
Rome (some whereof he could never obtain permission to remove out
of Rome, though he had paid for them), and had a rare collection
of medals. As to all parts of learning, he was almost illiterate,
and thought no other part of history so considerable as what related
to his own family, in which, no doubt, there had been some very
memorable persons. It cannot be denied that he had in his own person,
in his aspect and countenance, the appearance of a great man, which
he preserved in his gait and motion. He wore and affected a habit
very different from that of the time, such as men had only beheld
in pictures of the most considerable men; all which drew the eyes
of most, and the reverence of many, towards him, as the image and
representative of the ancient nobility, and native gravity of the
nobles, when they had been most venerable; but this was only his
outside, his nature and true humour being much disposed to levity
and delights, which indeed were very despicable and childish.”
The marbles here
mentioned, now at Oxford, were collected at Arundel House. This
character from the pen of Clarendon has been thought too severe.
Perhaps the earl had given the noble historian a repulse when he
was nothing but plain Mr Hyde; for personal resentments of this
sort are apparent in his writings. The last Duke of Norfolk but
one, who wrote anecdotes on the Howard family, asks how the man
who collected the Oxford marbles could be the slave of such family
self-love as Clarendon describes, and how it was that he held the
first places in the state, and the most important commissions abroad.
It is well-known, however, that a man may do all this, and yet be
more fortunate than wise. Arundel was certainly proud, if not dull;
and the proudest men are not apt to be the brightest. It was he
that, in a dispute with Lord Spenser, in the Upper House, when the
latter spoke of the treason of the earl’s ancestors, said, “My lord,
my lord, while my ancestors were plotting treason, yours were keeping
sheep.” He little thought that his marbles would help to bring about
a time, when an historian, by no means indifferent to rank and title,
should regard a romantic poem as the “brightest jewel” in a ducal
coronet, and that coronet be a Spenser’s. [18] 
At the south-west
corner of Norfolk Street lived at one time the famous Penn, who
from being a coxcomb in his youth became a quaker and a founder
of a state. However, his coxcombry was a falling-off from early
seriousness. His father was a rough admiral, who could not for the
life of him conceive why his son should relapse into a preciseness
so unlike the rest of the world, and so unfitted to succeed at court.
Voltaire says, [19] that young Penn (for he was little more than twenty
years of age) appeared suddenly before his father in a quaker dress,
and to the old man’s astonishment and indignation said, without
moving his hat, “Friend Penn, how dost thee do?” But, according
to more serious biographers, the change was not so sudden. The hat,
however, was a great matter of contention between them, the admiral
wishing to stipulate that his son should uncover to the king (Charles
II.), the king’s brother, and himself; but Penn having recourse
to “fasting and supplication,” found that his hat was not to be
moved. These were the weaknesses of a young enthusiast. His enthusiasm
remained for greater purposes; but he is understood to have grown
wiser with regard to the rest, though he continued a quaker for
life. Penn, though a legislator, never seems to have given up a
taste for good living. His appearance in the portraits of him, notwithstanding
his garb, is fat and festive; and he died of apoplexy.
In the same house,
we believe, that had been occupied by Penn, [20]
resided an author who must not be passed over in a work of this
kind; to wit, the indefatigable and honest antiquary, Dr Birch.
He came of a Quaker stock. Birch astonished his friends by going
a great deal into company; but the secret of his uniting sociality
with labour, was his early rising. This, which appears to be one
of the main secrets of longevity, ought to have kept him older,
for he died at the age of sixty-one: but he was probably festive
as well as social, and should have taken more exercise. Being a
bad horseman, he was thrown on the Hampstead road, and killed on
the spot; but the doctors were uncertain whether apoplexy had not
a hand in the disaster. In speaking of Birch, nobody should omit
a charming billet, written to him by his first wife, almost in the
article of death. The death took place within a year after their
marriage, and was accelerated by childbed.
“This day I return
you, my dearest life, my sincere hearty thanks for every favour
bestowed on your most faithful and obedient wife.
“HANNAH BIRCH.”
[21]
“July 31,
1729.”
In Norfolk Street,
for upwards of thirty years, lived Dr Brocklesby, the friend and
physician of Dr Johnson. Physicians of this class may, par excellence,
be styled the friends of men of letters. They partake of their accomplishments,
understand their infirmities, sympathise with their zeal to do good,
and prolong their lives by the most delicate and disinterested attentions.
Between no two professions has a more liberal or cordial intimacy
been maintained than between literature and medicine. Brocklesby
was an honour to the highest of his calling.
“In the course of
his practice,” we are told that “his advice, as well as his purse,
was ever accessible to the poor, as well as to men of merit who
stood in need of either. Besides giving his advice to the poor of
all descriptions, which he did with an active and unwearied benevolence,
he had always upon his list two or three poor widows, to whom he
granted small annuities; and who, on the quarter-day of receiving
their stipends, always partook of the hospitalities of his table.
To his relations, who wanted his assistance in their business or
professions, he was not only liberal, but so judicious in his liberalities
as to supersede the necessity of a repetition of them. To his friend
Dr Johnson (when it was in agitation amongst his friends to procure
an enlargement of his pension, the better to enable him to travel
for the benefit of his health), he offered an establishment of one
hundred pounds per year during his life; and upon Dr Johnson’s declining
it (which he did in the most affectionate terms of gratitude and
friendship), he made him a second offer of apartments in his own
house, for the more immediate benefit of medical advice. To his
old and intimate friend Edmund Burke, he had many years back bequeathed
by will the sum of one thousand pounds; but recollecting that this
event might take place (which it afterwards did) when such a legacy
could be of no service to him, he, with that judicious liberality
for which he was always distinguished, gave it to him in advance,
‘ut pignus amicitiæ:’ it was accepted as such by Mr Burke,
accompanied with a letter, which none but a man feeling the grandeur
and purity of friendship like him could dictate.” [22]
If it be dangerous
in the present condition of society, to incur pecuniary obligations,
particularly for those who are more qualified to think than to act,
and who may ultimately startle to find themselves in positions in
which they can neither prove the benefit done them, nor the good
feelings which allowed them to receive it, nobody can doubt the
generosity of such a man as Brocklesby; who, so far from being a
mere patron, jealous of being obliged himself, was equally as prepared
to receive kindness as to show it. Proposing just before he died
to go down to Burke’s house at Beaconsfield, and somebody hinting
to him the danger of being fatigued, and of lying out of his own
bed, he replied with his usual calmness, “My good friend, I perfectly
understand your hint, and am thankful to you for it; but where’s
the difference, whether I die at a friend’s house, at an
inn, or in a post-chaise? I hope I am every way prepared for such
an event, and perhaps it is as well to elude the expectation of
it.” This was said like a man, and a friend. Brocklesby was not
one who would cant about giving trouble at such a moment—the screen
of those who hate to be troubled; neither would he grudge a friend
the melancholy satisfaction of giving him a bed to die in. He better
understood the first principles which give light and life to the
world, and left jealousy and misgiving to the vulgar.
Dr Brocklesby died
at his house in the street above mentioned, and was buried in the
churchyard. Lee was buried, “at St. Clement Danes”; probably, therefore,
in the churchyard also. There are now in that spot some trees, by
far the best things about the church. The reader may imagine them
to shade the places where the poet and the physician lie.
Arundel or Norfolk
House, after the great fire, became the temporary place of meeting
for the Royal Society, previously to its return to Gresham College.
It was pulled down on their leaving it, the century before last
and the street before mentioned built in its room. They appear to
have been favourite places of residence with persons connected with
the drama. Congreve lived in Surrey Street, Mountford the player
in Norfolk Street, Mrs Bracegirdle in Howard Street, and Mrs Barry
somewhere near her.
Congreve died where
he had lived (Jan. 29, 1728–9), after having been for several years
afflicted with blindness and gout; of which, however, he seems to
have made the best he could, by the help of good sense and naturally
good spirits. If his wits ever failed him, it was in the propensity
to a love of rank and fashion, which, in spite of all that he had
seen in the world, never forsook him. It originated probably in
the need he thought he had of them, when he first set out in life.
The finest sense of men of his cast does not rise above a graceful
selfishness. It was most probably in Surrey Street (for he had come
to the “verge of life”), that he had a visit paid him by Voltaire,
who had recorded the disgust given him by an ebullition of his foppery:
for the Frenchman had a great admiration of him as a writer. “Congreve
spoke of his works,” says Voltaire, “as of trifles that were beneath
him; and hinted to me, in our first conversation, that I should
visit him upon no other foot than upon that of a gentleman, who
led a life of plainness and simplicity. I answered, that had
he been so unfortunate as to be a mere gentleman, I should
never have come to see him; and I was very much disgusted at so
unseasonable a piece of vanity.” [23] Our readers will admire the fineness of this rebuke.
But the most glaring
instance of this propensity was his leaving the bulk of his fortune
to a duchess, when he had poor relations in want of it.
“Having lain in state,”
says Johnson, “in the Jerusalem Chamber, he was buried in Westminster
Abbey, where a monument is erected to his memory by Henrietta, Duchess
of Marlborough, to whom, for reasons either not known or not mentioned,
he bequeathed a legacy of about ten thousand pounds, the accumulation
of attentive parsimony, which, though to her superfluous and useless,
might have given great assistance to the ancient family from which
he descended; at that time, by the imprudence of his relation, reduced
to difficulties and distress.” [
24]
“Congreve,” says
Dr Young, “was very intimate for years with Mrs Bracegirdle, who
lived in the same street—his house very near hers; until his acquaintance
with the young Duchess of Marlborough. He then quitted that house.
The duchess showed me a diamond necklace (which Lady Di. used afterwards
to wear), that cost seven thousand pounds, and was purchased with
the money Congreve left her. How much better would it have been
to have given it to poor Mrs Bracegirdle!” [
25] 
Yet this dramatist,
throughout his life, had had the good word of everybody. All parties
praised him: all parties kept him in office (he had some places
that are said to have produced him twelve hundred a year): Pope
dedicated his Iliad to him; called him, after his death, Ultimus
Romanorum; and added that “Garth, Vanbrugh, and he were the
three most honest-hearted, real good men of the Kit-Kat Club.” [
26]
The secret of this
is, that Congreve loved above all things to be at ease, and spoke
politicly of everybody. He had a bad opinion of mankind, as we may
see by his comedies; and he made the best of it, by conversing with
them as if he took heed of their claws. The only person, we believe,
that he ever opposed, was Collier, who attacked the stage with more
spirit than elegance, and who was at enmity with the whole world
of wit and fashion. We are far from thinking with Collier, that
the abuses of the stage outweigh the benefit it does to the world;
nor do we think the world by any means so bad as Congreve supposed
it, nor himself either: but it is useful to know the tendencies
of those who have a habit of thinking otherwise.
Congreve’ s bequest
created a good deal of gossip. Curll, the principal scandal-monger
of those times, got up a catch-penny life of him, professing to
be written by “Charles Wilson, Esq.,” but supposed to be the work
of Oldmixon. There is no relying upon Charles Wilson; but, from
internal evidence, we may take his word occasionally; and we may
believe him when he says that the duchess and her friends were alarmed
at the threatened book. The picture which he draws of her manner
has also an air like a woman of quality. She had demanded a sight
of the documents on which the book was founded; and being refused,
asked what authority they had, and what pieces contained in it were
genuine. “Upon being civilly told there would be found several essays,
letters, and characters of that gentleman’s writing,” says Mr Wilson,
“she, with a most affected, extraordinary, dramatic drawl, cried
out, ‘Not one single sheet of paper, I dare to swear.’” [27] Mr Wilson’s own grand air in return is very amusing. He speaks of Arbuthnot’s
coming with “expresses,” probably to Curll’s; and adds, that if
he be despatched with any more, “he may, if he please, come to me,
who am as easily to be found in Great Russell Street, Bloomsbury,
when in town, as he is in Burlington Gardens.—Cha. Wilson.”
Mr Wilson’s book
opens with a copy of the will, in which £500 are left among the
Congreves; about £500 more to friends and domestics, etc. (not omitting
£200 to Mrs Bracegirdle); and all the rest (with power to annul
or increase the complimentary part of the legacies) to the Duchess
of Marlborough. We know not that anybody could have brought forward
grounds for objecting to this will, had the duchess been poor herself;
for his relations may or may not have had claims upon him—relations,
as such, not being of necessity friends, though it is generally
fit that they should partake of the family prosperity. We except,
of course, a man’s immediate kindred, particularly those whom he
has brought into the world. But here was a woman, rolling in wealth,
and relatives neither entirely forgotten, nor yet, it seems, properly
assisted. The bequest must, therefore, either have been a mere piece
of vanity, or the consequence of habitual subjection to a woman’s
humours. The duchess was not ungrateful to his memory. She raised
him, as we have seen, a monument; and it is related in Cibber’s
Lives of the Poets, [28]
we know not on what authority, that she missed his company so much,
as to cause “an image of him to be placed every day on her toilet-table,
to which she would talk as to the living Mr Congreve, with all the
freedom of the most polite and unreserved conversation.”
There is something very ludicrous in this way of putting a case,
which might otherwise be affecting. It is as if there had been a
sort of polite mania on both sides.
Congreve’s plays
are exquisite of their kind, and the excessive heartlessness and
duplicity of some of his characters are not to be taken without
allowance for the ugly ideal. There is something not natural,
both in his characters and wit; and we read him rather to see how
entertaining he can make his superfine ladies and gentlemen, and
what a pack of sensual busybodies they are, like insects over a
pool, than from any true sense of them as “men and women.” As a
companion he must have been exquisite to a woman of fashion. We
can believe that the duchess, in ignorance of any tragic emotion
but what was mixed with his loss would really talk with a waxen
image of him in a peruke, and think the universe contained nothing
better. It was carrying wit and politeness beyond the grave. Queen
Constance in Shakspeare makes grief put on the pretty looks of her
lost child: the Duchess of Marlborough made it put on a wig and
jaunty air, such as she had given her friend in his monument in
Westminster Abbey. No criticism on his plays could be more perfect.
Congreve’s serious poetry is a refreshment, from its extreme insipidity
and common-place. Everybody is innocent in some corner of the mind,
and has faith in something. Congreve had no faith in his fellow-creatures,
but he had a scholar’s (not a poet’s) belief in nymphs and weeping
fauns; and he wrote elegies full of them, upon queens and marquisses.
If it be true that he wrote the character of Aspasia (Lady Elizabeth
Hastings), in the Tatler (No. 42), he had indeed faith in
something better; for in that paper is not only given an admiring
account of a person of very exalted excellence, but the author has
said of her one of the finest things that a sincere heart could
utter; namely, that “to love her was a liberal education.” We cannot
help thinking, however, that the generous and trusting hand of Steele
is very visible throughout this portrait; and in the touch just
mentioned, in particular.
The engaging manners
of Mrs Bracegirdle gave rise to a tragical circumstance in Howard
Street—the death of Mountford her fellow-player. Mrs Bracegirdle,
one of the most popular actresses of that time, was a brunette,
not remarkable for her beauty, but so much so for the attractiveness
superior to beauty, that Cibber calls her the “darling of the stage,”
and says it was a kind of fashion for the young men about town to
have a tenderness for her. This general regard she preserved by
setting a value on herself, not so common with actresses at that
time as it has been since. Accordingly, some made honourable proposals,
which were then still more remarkable. In Rowe’s poems, there is
a bantering epistle to an Earl of S——, advising him not to care
for what people might think, but pursue his inclinations to that
effect. Among others a Captain Hill made desperate love, professing
the same intentions; but he was a man of bad character, and the
lady would have nothing to say to him. The captain, like a proper
coxcomb, took it in his head that nothing could have prevented his
success, but some other person; and he fixed upon Mountford as the
happy man. Mountford was the best lover and finest gentleman then
on the stage, as Mrs Bracegirdle was the most charming heroine;
but it does not appear that Hill had any greater ground for his
suspicion than their frequent performance in the same play, which,
however, to a jealous man, must have been extremely provoking. They
used to act Alexander and Statira together. In Mountford’s Alexander,
according to Cibber, there were seen “the great, the tender, the
penitent, the despairing, the transported, and the amiable, in the
highest perfection”; and “if anything,” he said, “could excuse that
desperate extravagance of love, that almost frantic passion,” it
was when Mrs Bracegirdle was the Statira. Imagine a dark-souled
fellow in the pit thinking himself in love with this Statira, and
that the passion between her and the Alexander was real. This play
was acted a few nights before the catastrophe which we are about
to relate.
Hill was intimate
with another man of bad character, Lord Mohun; who agreed to assist
him in carrying off Mrs Bracegirdle. The captain had often said
that he would be “revenged” upon Mountford; and dining with Lord
Mohun on the day when they attempted the execution of their plot,
he said, further, that he would “stab” him “if he resisted”; upon
which Mohun said that he would “stand by his friend.”
Mohun and Hill met
at the playhouse at six o’clock, changed their clothes there, and
waited some time for Mrs Bracegirdle; but not finding her come,
they took a coach which they had ordered to be ready, drove towards
her lodgings in Howard Street, and then back to Drury Lane, where
they directed the coach to stop near Lord Clare’s house (by the
present Craven Buildings). Mrs Bracegirdle had been supping at a
Mr Page’s, in Princes Street, Drury Lane. She came out, accompanied
by her mother, brother, and Mr Page, and was seized by Hill, who,
with the aid of a number of soldiers, endeavoured to force her into
the coach. In the coach was Lord Mohun, with seven or eight pistols.
Old Mrs Bracegirdle threw her arms round her daughter’s waist; her
other friends, and at length the passengers, interfered; and our
heroine succeeded in getting into her lodgings in Howard Street,
Hill and Mohun following them on foot. When they all came to the
door, Hill would have spoken with Page, but the latter refused;
and the door was shut. A witness, at the trial of Lord Mohun, deposed,
that they knocked several times at the door, and then the captain
entreated to beg pardon of Mrs Bracegirdle for having affronted
her, but in vain.
Hill and Mohun remained
in the street. They sent to a tavern for a bottle of wine, and perambulated
before the door with drawn swords. Mrs Browne, the mistress of the
house, came out to know what they did there; upon which Hill said
that he would light upon Mountford some day or other, and that he
would be revenged on him. The people in-doors, upon this, sent to
Mountford’s house in Norfolk Street, to inform his wife; and she
despatched messengers to all the places where he was likely to be
found, to warn him of his danger, but they could not meet with him.
Meanwhile the constables and watchmen come up and ask the strangers
what they mean. They say they are drinking a bottle of wine. Lord
Mohun adds that he is ready to put up his sword; remarking, withal,
that he is a “peer of the realm.” Upon asking why the other gentleman
did not put up his, his lordship tells them, that his friend had
lost the scabbard. The watchmen, like “ancient and quiet watchmen,”
go away to the tavern to “examine who they are”; and in the meantime
Mountford makes his appearance coming up the street. Mountford lived
in Norfolk Street, but he turned out of the path that led to his
own house, and was coming towards Mrs Bracegirdle’s—whether to her
house, or to any other, does not appear. By this time two hours
had elapsed. Mrs Browne, who seems to have remained watching at
the door, caught sight of Mountford, and hastened to warn him how
he advanced. She was either not quick enough, or Mountford (which
appears most likely) pressed on in spite of what she said, and,
according to her statement, the following dialogue took place between
him and Lord Mohun:—
“Your humble servant,
my lord.”
“Your servant, Mr
Mountford. I have a great respect for you, Mr Mountford, and would
have no difference between us; but there is a thing fallen out between
Mr Hill and Mrs Bracegirdle.”
“My lord, has my
wife disobliged your lordship? if she has, she shall ask your pardon.
But Mrs Bracegirdle is no concern of mine: I know nothing of this
matter; I come here by accident. But I hope your lordship will not
vindicate Hill in such actions as these are.”
Upon this, according
to Mrs Browne’s statement, Hill bade Mountford draw; which the other
said he would; but whether he received his wound before or after
she could not tell, owing to its being night-time.
Another female witness,
who lived next door, gives the dialogue as follows. Lord Mohun begins:—
“Mr Mountford, your
humble servant. I am glad to see you” (embracing him).
“Who is this? my
Lord Mohun?”
“Yes, it is.”
“What bringeth your
lordship here at this time of night?”
“I suppose you were
sent for, Mr Mountford?”
“No, indeed; I came
by chance.”
“You have heard of
the business of Mrs Bracegirdle?”
Hill (interfering).
“Pray, my lord, hold your tongue. This is not a convenient time
to discuss this business.” (On saying which, the witness adds, that
he would have drawn Mohun away).
Mountford.
“I am very sorry, my lord, to see that your lordship should assist
Captain Hill in so ill an action as this: pray let me desire your
lordship to forbear.”
As soon as he had
uttered these words Hill, according to the witness, came up and
struck Mountford a box on the ear; upon which the latter demanded
with an oath, “what that was for”; and then she gives a confused
account of the result, which was the receipt of a mortal wound by
the poor actor. It was agreed that Mountford’s sword was not drawn
in the first instance, and that Hill’s was; and the question was
settled by the dying deposition of Mountford, who stated several
times over, that Lord Mohun offered him no violence, but that Hill
struck him with his left hand, and then ran him through the body,
before he had time to draw in defence.
Mountford died next
day. Hill fled at the time, and we hear no more of him. Mohun was
tried for his life, but acquitted, for want of evidence, of malice
prepense. The truth is, he was a great fool, and Hill appears to
have been another. The captain himself, probably, did not know what
he intended, though his words would have hung him had he been caught.
They were a couple of box-lobby swaggerers, who had heated themselves
with wine; and Hill, who told the constables “they might knock him
down if they liked,” and was for drawing Mohun away on Mountford’s
appearance, was most likely overcome with rage and jealousy at hearing
the latter speak of him with rebuke. Mohun was at that time very
young. He never ceased, however, hankering after this sort of excitement
to his dulness, till he got killed in a duel about an estate with
the Duke of Hamilton, who was at the same time mortally wounded.
Swift, in a letter about it, calls Mohun a “dog.” Pennant says,
that when his body was taken home bleeding (to his house in Gerrard
Street), Lady Mohun was very angry at its being flung “upon the
best bed.” [29] 
In front of the spot
now occupied by St. Mary-le-Strand, commonly called the New Church,
anciently stood a cross, at which, says Stowe, “in the year 1294,
and other times, the justices itinerant sat without London.” In
the place of this cross was set up a Maypole, by a blacksmith named
John Clarges, whose daughter Ann became the wife of Monk, Duke of
Albemarle. It was for a long time in a state of decay, and having
been taken down in 1713, a new one was erected opposite Somerset
House. This second May-pole had two gilt balls and a vane on the
summit, and was decorated on holidays with flags and garlands. The
races in the “Dunciad” take place
“Where the tall May-pole over-look’d the Strand.”
It was removed in
1718, probably being thought in the way of the new church, which
was then being finished. Sir Isaac Newton begged it of the parish,
and afterwards sent it to the rector of Wanstead, who set it up
in Wanstead Park to support the then largest telescope in Europe.
The gift of John Clarges came a day too late. In old times, May
had been a great holiday in the streets of London. We shall speak
further of it when we come to the parish of St. Andrew Undershaft,
so called from a May-pole higher than the church. But though the
holiday returned with the Restoration, it never properly recovered
the disuse occasioned by the civil wars, and the contempt thrown
on it by the spirit of puritanism. We gained too many advantages
by the thoughtfulness generated in those times to quarrel with their
mistakes; and have no doubt that the progress of knowledge to which
they gave an impulse, will bring back the advantages they omitted
by the way. [30]
The New Church, or,
more properly, the Church of St. Mary-le-Strand, was built by Gibbs,
the architect of St. Martin-in-the-Fields. It was one of the “fifty,”
improperly so called, that are said to have been built in the reign
of Queen Anne; for though fifty were ordered, the number was not
completed. The old church in this quarter, which stood at a little
distance to the south, was removed by the Protector Somerset, to
make way for Somerset House, and has never been restored. The parishioners
went to the neighbouring churches. The New Church is in the pretty,
over-ornamental style, very different from that of St. Martin’s
with its noble front, and though far better than St. Clement’s,
and as superior to many places of worship built lately [31]
as art is superior to ignorance, yet it surely is not worthy of
its advantageous situation. It is one of those toys of architecture
which have been said to require glass cases. For the superfluous
height of the steeple, Gibbs offered an excuse. A column was to
have been erected near the church in honour of Queen Anne, but,
as the queen died, she was no longer thought deserving the column,
and the architect was ordered to make a steeple with the materials,
whereas he had intended only a belfry. Now, to render the steeple
fitting, the church should have had a wider base; but the structure
was already begun, and there was no changing the plan of it. It
might be still argued, that the steeple should not have been made
so high: but then, what was to be done with the stones? This, in
the mouth of parish virtù, was a triumphant reply. After all, however,
the artist need not have spoilt his church with ornament. He said,
that being situated in a very public place, “the parishioners” spared
no cost to beautify it; but to beautify a church is not to make
it a piece of confectionery. [32] 
Somerset House occupies
the site of a princely mansion built by Somerset the Protector,
brother of Lady Jane Seymour, and uncle to King Edward VI. His character
is not sufficiently marked to give any additional interest to the
spot. He was great by accident; lost and gained his greatness, according
as others acted upon it; and ultimately resigned it on the scaffold.
The house he left became the property of the crown, and was successively
in possession of Queen Elizabeth and of the queens of James I.,
Charles I., and Charles II.
The rooms in this
house witnessed many joyous scenes and many anxious ones. Somerset
had not long inhabited it when he was taken to the scaffold. Elizabeth,
in her wise economy, lent it to her cousin Lord Hunsdon, whom she
frequently visited within its walls.
During its occupation
by James’s queen, Anne of Denmark (from whose family it was called
Denmark House), Wilson says, that a constant masquerade was going
on, the queen and her ladies, “like so many sea-nymphs, or nereids,”
appearing in various dresses, “to the ravishment of the beholders.”
[33]
Here began the struggle
for mastery between Charles I. and Henrietta Maria, which terminated
in favour of the latter, though the king behaved himself manfully
at first. Henrietta had brought over with her a meddling French
household, which, after repeated grievances, his Majesty was obliged
to send “packing.” He summoned them all together one evening in
the house, and addressed them as follows:—
“Gentlemen and ladies,
“I am driven to that
extremity, as I am personally come to acquaint you, that I very
earnestly desire your return into France. True it is, the deportment
of some amongst you hath been very inoffensive to me; but others
again have so dallied with my patience, and so highly affronted
me, as I cannot, and will not, longer endure it.” [34]
“The King’s address,
implicating no one, was immediately followed by a volley of protestations
of innocence. An hour after he had delivered his commands, Lord
Conway announced to the foreigners, that early in the morning carriages
and carts and horses would be ready for them and their baggage.
Amidst a scene of confusion, the young bishop (he was scarcely of
age) protested that this was impossible; that they owed debts in
London, and that much was due to them. On the following day, the
procureur-general of the Queen flew to the keeper of the
great seal at the privy council, requiring an admission to address
his Majesty, then present at his council, on matters important to
himself and the Queen. This being denied, he exhorted them to maintain
the Queen in all her royal prerogatives; and he was answered, ‘so
we do.’
“Their prayers and
disputes served to postpone their departure. Their conduct during
this time was not very decorous. It appears, by a contemporary letter-writer,
that they flew to take possession of the Queen’s wardrobe and jewels.
They did not leave her a change of linen, since it was with difficulty
her Majesty procured one. Everyone now looked to lay his hand on
what he might call his own. Everything he could touch was a perquisite.
One extraordinary expedient was that of inventing bills to the amount
of ten thousand pounds, for articles and other engagements in which
they had entered for the service of the Queen, which her Majesty
acknowledged, but afterwards confessed that the debts were fictitious.”
[35]
“In truth,” continues
the writer, “the breaking up of this French establishment was ruinous
to the individuals who had purchased their places at the rate of
life annuities.” Charles now grew indignant, and sent the following
letter to Buckingham:—
“Steenie. [
36]
“I have receaved
your letter by Dic Greame (Sir Richard Grahame). This is my answer:
I command you to send all the French away to-morrow out of the towne,
if you can by fair meanes (but stike not long in disputing), otherways
force them away, dryving them away lyke so manie wilde beasts, until
ye have shipped them, and so the devil goe with them. Let me heare
no answer, but of the performance of my command. So I rest,
“Your faithful,
constant, loving friend,
“C.R.”
“Oaking,
“The seventh of August 1626.”
“This order put an
end to the delay, but the King paid the debts, the fictitious ones
and all—at the cost, as it appears, of fifty thousand pounds. Even
the haughty beauty, Madame St. George, was presented by the king
on her dismission with several thousand pounds and jewels.”
Still the French
could not go quietly. “The French bishop,” says D’Israeli, “and
the whole party having contrived all sorts of delays to avoid the
expulsion, the yeomen of the guard were sent to turn them out of
Somerset House, whence the juvenile prelate, at the same time making
his protest and mounting the steps of the coach, took his departure
‘head and shoulders.’ In a long procession of near forty coaches,
after four days’ tedious travelling, they reached Dover;
but the spectacle of these impatient foreigners so reluctantly quitting
England, gesticulating their sorrows or their quarrels, exposed
them to the derision, and stirred up the prejudices, of the common
people. As Madame St. George, whose vivacity is always described
as extremely French, was stepping into the boat, one of the mob
could not resist the satisfaction of flinging a stone at her French
cap. An English courtier who was conducting her, instantly quitted
his charge, ran the fellow through the body, and quietly returned
to the boat. The man died on the spot, but no further notice appears
to have been taken of the inconsiderate gallantry of the English
courtier.”
Henrietta had a magnificent
Catholic chapel in Somerset House, and a cloister of Capuchins.
The former has given occasion to some interesting descriptions of
papal show and spectacle in the commentaries just quoted. [37]
Cromwell’s body lay
in state at Somerset House, as Monks did afterwards, probably on
that account.
Pepys, the prince
of gossips, gives an edifying picture of the presence chamber in
this palace, when the queens of the two Charleses were there together,
a little after the Restoration:
“Meeting Mr Pierce
the chyrurgeon,” says he, “he took me into Somerset House, and there
carried me into the queene-mother’s presence chamber, where she
was with our own queen sitting on her left hand, whom I did never
see before, and though she be not very charming, yet she hath a
good, modest, and innocent look, which is pleasing. Here I also
saw Madame Castlemaine; and, which pleased me most, Mr Crofts, the
King’s bastard, a most pretty sparke of about fifteen years old,
who, I perceive, do hang much upon my Lady Castlemaine, and is always
with her; and, I hear, the queenies both are mighty kind to him.
By and by, in comes the king, and anon the duke and his duchesse;
so that they being all together, was such a sight, as I never could
almost have happened to see, with so much ease and leisure. They
staid till it was dark and then went away; the king and his queene,
and my Lady Castlemaine and young Crofts, in one coach, and the
rest in other coaches. Here were great stores of great ladies, but
very few handsome. The king and queene were very merry; and he would
have made the queene-mother believe that his queene was with child,
and said that she said so, and the young queene answered, ‘you lye;’
which was the first English word that I had ever heard her say:
which made the king good sport.” [
38] 
After this we shall
not wonder at the following:—
“30th (Dec., 1662).
Visited Mrs Ferrer and staid talking with her a good while, there
being a little proud, ugly, talking little lady there, that was
much crying up the queene-mother’s court at Somerset House above
our own queene’s; there being before her no allowance of laughing
and the mirth that is at others; and, indeed, it is observed that
the greatest court now-a-days is there.” [
39]
The
following print represents Old Somerset House, as it appeared in
the reign of Charles II. We have seen, but in vain endeavoured to
procure for this book, a scarce one by Hollar, in which the towers
in the back ground mark out the front in the Strand, and a tall
May-pole to the right was the May-pole of John Clarges. The front,
looking on the river, was added by Charles II. Inigo Jones was the
architect. In Hollar’s print it gives us a taste of the banquetting
room at Whitehall in its elevation, and in the harmonies of the
windows and pilasters. Below is a portico; and there is another
to the right. The chapel, with an enclosure to the left, was the
Catholic one; the houses by it, the cloisters of the Capuchins.
There was a figure walking in the chapel garden, whom, by his gesticulating
arm, we might imagine to be the queen’s confessor, studying his
to-morrow’s sermon, or thinking how he shall get the start of the
king’s chaplain in saying grace. A curious scene of this kind is
worth extracting. “Once,” Mr D’Israeli informs us, “when the king
and queen were dining together in the presence, Hacket being to
say grace, the queen’s confessor would have anticipated him, and
an indecorous race was run between the Catholic priest and the Protestant
chaplain, till the latter shoved him aside, and the king pulling
the dishes to him, the carvers performed their office. Still the
confessor, standing by the queen, was on the watch to be before
Hacket for the after-grace, but Hacket again got the start. The
confessor, however, resounded the grace louder than the chaplain,
and the king, in great passion, instantly rose, taking the queen
by the hand.” The bowling-green that we read of is probably between
the two rows of trees to the right, in front of the right portico
(the left, if considered from the house). The garden is in the most
formal style of the parterre, where
——“each alley has his brother,
And half the platform just reflects the other;”
a style, however, not without its merits, particularly
in admitting so many walks among the flowers, and inviting a pace
up and down between the trees. Milton, though he made a different
garden for his Eden, spoke of “trim gardens,” as enjoyed by “retired
leisure.” In this back front were the apartments of the court. The
scene we have just been reading in Pepys must have passed in one
of them. Here Charles the First’s widow lived with her supposed
husband, the Earl of St. Albans; though she was not so constant
to the place as Waller prophesied she would be. She had been used
to too much power as a queen, and found she had too little as a
dowager. Poor Catherine remained as long as she could. She lived
here till she returned to Portugal, in the reign of William III.
Speaking of Waller, we must not quit the premises without noticing
a catastrophe that befel him at the water-gate, or Somerset-stairs
(also, by the way, the work of Inigo Jones). Waller, according to
Aubrey, had but “a tender weak body, but was always very temperate.”
——(we know not who this is) “made him damnable drunk at Somerset
House, where, at the water stayres, he fell down, and had a cruel
fall. ’Twas a pity to use such a sweet swan so inhumanly.” [
40] Waller, who, notwithstanding his weak body, lived to be
old, was a water-drinker; but he had a poet’s wine in his veins,
and was excellent company. Saville said, “that nobody should keep
him company without drinking, but Ned Waller.”
Subsequently to Catherine’s
departure, old Somerset House was chiefly used as a residence for
princes from other countries when on a visit. It was pulled down
towards the end of the last century, and the present structure erected
by Sir William Chambers, but left unfinished. The unfinished part,
which is towards the east, is now in a state of completion, as the
King’s College. The only memorial remaining of the old palace and
its outhouses is in the wall of a house in the Strand, where the
sign of a lion still survives a number of other signs, noticed in
a list made at the time, and common at that period to houses of
all descriptions.
The area of the New
Somerset House occupies a large space of ground, the basement of
the back-front being in the river. Three sides of it are appropriated
to a variety of public offices, connected with trade, commerce,
and civil economy; and the front was lately dignified by the occupancy
of the Royal and Antiquarian Societies and the Royal Academy of
Painting. The structure was an ambitious one on the part of the
architect, and upon the whole is elegant but timid. There is a look
of fragility in it. It has the extent, but not the majesty, of a
national emporium. Rules are violated in some instances for the
sake of trifles, as is the case of pillars “standing on nothing
and supporting nothing;” and in others, it would seem out of a dread
of the result, as in the instance of the huge basement over the
water, supporting a cupola, which is petty in the comparison. Sir
William did well in wishing to have an imposing front towards the
river; but he might have had another towards the Strand, nobler
than the present one. The lower part is nothing better than a pillared
coachway. However, the front of the story is, perhaps, the best
part of the whole building. It presents a graceful harmony in the
proportions.
The Royal Society,
which originated in the college rooms of Dr Wilkins, afterwards
bishop of Chester, met, when it was incorporated, at Old Gresham
College in Aldersgate Street; then at Arundel House (on account
of the fire); then returned to Gresham College; and, after a variety
of other experiments upon lodging, was settled by the late king
in New Somerset House. This society, on its foundation, was much
ridiculed by the wits. Though its ends were great, it naturally
busied itself with little things; pragmatical and pedantic persons
naturally enough got mixed up with it; some of its members had foibles
of enthusiasm and pedantry, which were easily confounded with their
capacities; and the jokes were most likely encouraged by the king
(Charles II.), who, though fond of scientific experiments, and wearing
a grave face in presence of the learned body (of which he declared
himself a member), was not a man to forego such an opportunity of
jesting. Wilkins wrote a book to show that a man might go to the
moon; and the ethical common-places of Boyle (who was as great a
natural philosopher as he was a poor moralist) were the origin of
Swift’s Essay on the Tritical Faculties of the Mind. Then
there was the good Evelyn with his hard words, wondering sentimentally
at everything; and jolly Pepys marvelling like Sancho Panza. The
readers of Pepys’ Diary have been surprised at his not liking
Hudibras. Perhaps one reason was, that Butler was the greatest
of the jesters against the society. It was impossible not to laugh
at the jokes, in which he charges them with attempting to
“Search the moon by her own light;
To take an inventory of all
Her real estate and personal;—
To measure wind, and weigh the air,
And turn a circle to a square;
And in the braying of an ass,
Find out the treble and the bass;
If mares neigh alto, and a cow
In double diapason low.” [41]
Evelyn got angry, and pretended to be calm. Cowley
expressed his anger by a generous indignation. The following passage
in his Ode of the Society concludes with a fine appropriate
simile. “Mischief and true dishonour,” says he
——“fall
on those
Who would to laughter and to scorn expose
So virtuous and so noble a design,
So human for its use, for knowledge so divine.
The things which these proud men despise and call
Impertinent, and vain, and small,
Those smallest things of Nature let me know,
Rather than all their greatest actions do!
Whoever would deposed Truth advance
Into the throne usurped from it,
Must feel at first the blows of Ignorance,
And the sharp points of envious Wit.
So, when, by various turns of the celestial dance
In many thousand years
A star, so long unknown, appears,
Though Heaven itself more beauteous by it grow,
It troubles and alarms the world below,
Does to the wise a star, to fools a meteor, show.” [
42]
Perhaps a part of
the jealousy against the Royal Society arose from a notion which
has since become not uncommon, that bodies of this nature, incorporated
by kings, are calculated rather to limit inquiry, than to enlarge
it. Without stopping to discuss this point, we shall merely observe,
that the real greatness of all such bodies, like those of nations
themselves, must arise from the greatness of individuals; and that
whether the bodies give any lustre to them or not, there is no denying
that the individuals give lustre to the bodies. When Sir Isaac Newton
became president, jesting ceased.
It is pleasant to
think, while passing Somerset House, in the midst of the noise of
a great thoroughfare, that philosophical speculation is, perhaps,
going on within those graceful walls; that in the midst of all sorts
of new things, sight is not lost of the venerable beauties of old;
and that art, as well as philosophy, is considering what it shall
do for our use and entertainment. The Antiquarian Society originated
as far back as the sixteenth century (about the year 1580), and
held its first sittings in a room in the Heralds’ College; but it
did not receive a charter till the year 1751. Neither Elizabeth
nor James would give it one, fearful, perhaps, of bringing up discussions
on matters connected with politics and religion. Elizabeth has now
become one of the most interesting of its heroines. There is no
society, we think, more likely to increase with age, and to outgrow
half-witted objection. The growth of time adds daily to its stock;
and as reflecting men become interested in behalf of ages to come,
they naturally turn with double sympathy towards the periods that
have gone by, and to the multitudes of beating hearts that have
become dust. We should like to see the society in a venerable building
of its own, raised in some quiet spot, with trees about it, and
with painted windows reflecting light through old heraldry.
The Royal Academy
of Painters, now removed to Trafalgar Square, first met in Saint
Martin’s Lane, under the title of the Society of Artists of Great
Britain. They had a division among them, which gave rise to the
establishment as it now stands; and are a flourishing body, we believe,
in point of funds. Of the deceased members who have done them honour,
we shall speak when we come to their abodes.
The Turk’s Head Coffeehouse,
near Somerset House, was frequented by Dr Johnson.
In
a lodging opposite Somerset House, died the facetious Dr King, whom
we have mentioned in speaking of Doctors’ Commons. He had been residing
in the house of a friend in the garden-grounds between Lambeth and
Vauxhall, where he stuck so close to his books and bottle, that
he began to decline with the autumn, and shut himself up from his
friends. Lord Clarendon, who resided in Somerset House, and was
his relation, sent his sister to fetch him to a lodging he had prepared
for him over the way, where he died before the lapse of many hours,
while all the world were busy with the meats and mince-pies he had
so often celebrated; for it was Christmas-day. Dr King was the author
of an Art of Cookery, in which he pleasantly bantered a learned
Kitchener of his time; though no man had a livelier relish of their
subjects than he. But he wished the relish to be lively in others.
At least, he wished them to be leviter in modo, if graviter in
re. Though occasionally coarse, he had the right style of banter,
and was of use to the Tories. In return, they would have been of
use to him, if his habits would have let them. Swift procured him
the place of Gazetteer; but he soon got rid of it.
The precinct called
the Savoy was anciently the seat of Peter, Earl of Savoy, who came
into England to visit his niece Eleanor, Queen to Henry III. It
is not known whether the house was built or appointed for him, but
on his death it became the property of the queen, who gave it to
her second son Edmund, afterwards Earl of Lancaster; and from his
time the Savoy was reckoned part and parcel of the earldom and honour
of Lancaster, afterwards the duchy. Henry VII. converted the palace
into an hospital for the poor; and it remained so till the time
of Charles II.; though the master and other officers, by an abuse
which grew into a custom, appear to have had no regular inmates,
except themselves. The poor were to apply, as it might happen; and
what they got depended on the generosity of the master. In answer
to a question put by Government in the reign of Queen Anne, it was
stated by the lawyer and four chaplains, that “the statutes relating
to the reception of the poor had not been observed within the memory
of man.” [43] Charles II. put wounded soldiers and sailors into the hospital; and since
his time it appears to have been used for the reception of soldiers
and prisoners. Latterly, it was a prison for deserters.
The Savoy was the
scene of a conference in Charles II.’s reign, between the church
and the Presbyterians, in which possession was proved to be nine
points of the Gospel, as well as law. The Presbyterians thought
so when it was their turn to rule, and would have thought so again;
and the progress of genuine Christianity has been a gainer by the
mild sway of the Church of England.
In the chapel was
buried old Gawen Douglas, the Chaucer of Scotland; and Anne Killegrew,
celebrated by Dryden’s ode for her poetry and painting. She was
the daughter of one of the masters, Dr Henry Killegrew, brother
of the famous jester, and himself a man of talent.
Mrs Anne Killegrew,
A grace for beauty, and a muse for wit,
had probably the honour, some day, of dining with
her washerwoman’s daughter, in the guise of Duchess of Albemarle;
for John Clarges, the blacksmith, who lived in the Savoy, had a
wife who was a washerwoman, and the washerwoman had a daughter,
who took linen to Monk, when he was in the Tower, and married him.
It is not commonly known that the validity of this marriage was
contested. Upon the trial of an action at law between the representatives
of Monk and Clarges, some curious particulars, says an article in
the Gentleman’s Magazine, came out respecting the family
of the duchess.
“It appeared that
she was the daughter of John Clarges, a farrier, in the Savoy, and
farrier to Colonel Monk, in 1632. She was married in the church
of St. Lawrence Pountney, to Thomas Ratford, son of Thomas Ratford,
late a farrier, servant to Prince Charles, and resident in the Mews.
She had a daughter who was born in 1634, and died in 1638. Her husband
and she ‘lived at the Three Spanish Gypsies, in the New Exchange,
and sold wash-balls, powder, gloves, and such things, and she taught
girls plain work. About 1647, she, being a sempstress to Colonel
Monk, used to carry him linen.’ In 1648 her father and mother died.
In 1649, she and her husband ‘fell out and parted.’ But no certificate
from any parish register appears, reciting his burial. In 1652,
she was married in the church of St. George, Southwark, to ‘General
George Monk;’ and in the following year was delivered of a son,
Christopher (afterwards the second and last Duke of Albemarle),
who was suckled by Honour Mills, who sold apples, herbs, oysters,
etc. One of the plaintiff’s witnesses swore, ‘that a little before
the sickness, Thomas Ratford demanded and received of him the sum
of twenty shillings; that his wife saw Ratford again after the sickness,
and a second time after the Duke and Duchess of Albemarle were dead.’
A woman swore, ‘she saw him on the day his wife (then called Duchess
of Albemarle) was put into her coffin, which was after the death
of the duke her second husband, who died the 3rd of January, 1669-70.’
And a third witness swore, ‘that he saw Ratford about July, 1660.’
In opposition to this evidence, it was alleged, that ‘all along,
during the lives of Duke George and Duke Christopher, this matter
was never questioned,’ that the latter was universally received
as only son of the former, and that ‘this matter had been thrice
before tried at the bar of the King’s Bench, and the defendant had
three verdicts.’ A witness swore that he owed Ratford five or six
pounds, which he had never demanded. And a man, who had married
a cousin to the Duke of Albemarle, had been told by his wife,
that Ratford died five or six years before the duke married.
Lord Chief Justice Holt told the jury, ‘If you are certain that
Duke Christopher was born while Thomas Ratford was living, you must
find for the plaintiff. If you believe he was born after Ratford
was dead, or that nothing appears what became of him after Duke
George married his wife, you must find for the defendant.’ A verdict
was given for the defendant, who was only son to Sir Thomas Clarges,
knight, brother to the illustrious duchess in question, who was
created a baronet October 30, 1674, and was ancestor to the baronets
of his name.” [ 44]
It does not appear
on which of these accounts the jury found a verdict for the defendant-whether
because Ratford was dead, or because nothing had been heard of him;
so that the duchess, after all, might have been no duchess. However,
she carried it with as high a hand as if she had never been anything
else, and Monk had been a blacksmith. There are some amusing notices
of her in Pepys.
“8th (March, 1661–2).
At noon, Sir W. Batten, Col. Slingsby, and I, by coach to the Tower,
to Sir John Robinson’s, to dinner, where great good cheer. High
company, and among others the Duchess of Albemarle, who is ever
a plain homely dowdy.” [ 45]

“9th (Dec., 1665).
My Lord Brouncker and I dined with the Duke of Albemarle. At table,
the duchess, a very ill-looked woman, complaining of her lord’s
going to sea next year, said these cursed words:—‘If my lord had
been a coward, he had gone to sea no more; it may be then he might
have been excused, and made an ambassador’ (meaning my Lord Sandwich).
This made me mad, and I believe she perceived my countenance change,
and blushed herself very much. I was in hopes others had not minded
it, but my Lord Brouncker, after we came away, took notice of the
words to me with displeasure.” [46]
Lord Sandwich, the
famous admiral, who has such light repute with posterity, was a
relation of Pepys, and much connected with him in affairs. There
does not appear to have been the least foundation for the duchess’s
charge; except, perhaps, that Sandwich had brains enough to know
the danger which he braved, while Monk knew nothing but how to fight
and lie.
“4th (Nov., 1666).”
Pepys says that Mr Cooling tells him, “the Duke of Albemarle is
grown a drunken sot, and drinks with nobody but Troutbecke, whom
nobody else will keep company with. Of whom he told me this story;
that once the Duke of Albemarle in his drink taking notice, as of
a wonder, that Nan Hide should ever come to be Duchess of York:
‘Nay,’ says Troutbecke, ‘ne’er wonder at that, for if you will give
me another bottle of wine, I will tell you as great, if not greater,
miracle.’ And what was that, but that our dirty Besse (meaning his
duchess) should come to be Duchess of Albemarle.” [
47]
“4th (April, 1667).
I find the Duke of Albemarle at dinner with sorry company, some
of his officers of’ the army; dirty dishes and a nasty wife at table,
and bad meat, of which I made but an ill dinner. Colonel Howard
asking how the Prince (Rupert) did (in the last fight); the Duke
of Albemarle answering, ‘Pretty well,’ the other replied, ‘But not
so well as to go to sea again.’—‘How!’ says the duchess, ‘what should
he go for, if he were well, for there are no ships for him to command?
And so you have brought your hogs to a fair market,’ said she.”
[ 48]
“29th (March, 1667-8).
I do hear by several, that Sir W. Pen’s going to sea do dislike
the Parliament mightily, and that they have revived the Committee
of Miscarriages, to find something to prevent it; and that he being
the other day with the Duke of Albemarle, to ask his opinion touching
his going to sea, the duchess overheard and came into him; and asked
W. Pen how he durst have the confidence to go to sea again to the
endangering of the nation, when he knew himself such a coward as
he was; which, if true, is very severe.” [
49] 
The habit of charging
cowardice against the first officers of the time, which was not
confined to the duchess, is characteristic of the grossness of that
period, the refinements of which were entirely artificial and modish.
No people talked or acted more grossly than the finest gentlemen
of the day, or believed more ill of one another; and it was not
to be expected that the uneducated should be behindhand with them.
The Duchess of Albemarle
is supposed to have had a considerable hand in the Restoration.
She was a great loyalist, and Monk was afraid of her; so that it
is likely enough she influenced his gross understanding, when it
did not exactly know what to be at. Aubrey says, that her mother
was one of the “five women barbers.” How these awful personages
came up we know not—but he has quoted a ballad upon them:—
“Did you ever hear the like,
Or ever hear the fame,
Of five women barbers,
That lived in Drury Lane ?” [
50]
After all, the father,
John Clarges, must have been a man of substance in his trade, to
be enabled to set up the enormous May-pole which we see in the picture.
But this did not prevent the daughter from growing up vulgar and
foul-mouthed, and a very different person from the Belles Ferronières
of old.
The Savoy, on the
one side, with its Gothic gate and flint wall, and the splendid
mansion called Exeter House on the other, appear in former times
to have narrowed the highway hereabouts, as much as Exeter ’Change
did lately.
At the corner of
Beaufort Buildings flourished Mr Lillie, the perfumer so often mentioned
in the Tatler. He was secretary to Mr Bickerstaff’s Court
of Honour, in Shire Lane, where people had actions brought against
them for pulling out their watches while their superiors were talking;
and for brushing feathers off a gentleman’s coat, with a cane “value
fivepence.” Lillie published two volumes of Contributions, of which
the Tatler had made no use. We believe they had no merit.
In Beaufort Buildings lived Aaron Hill, and at one time Fielding.
Southampton Street,
a little to the west, on the other side of the way, has been much
inhabited by wits and theatrical people. Congreve once lived there,
Mrs Bracegirdle, and Garrick. It was called Southampton Street from
the noble family of that title, who are allied to the Bedford family,
the proprietors.
On the ground of
Cecil and Salisbury Streets, opposite Southampton Street, stood
the mansion of Robert Cecil, first Earl of Salisbury, the cunning
son of a wise father. It was he who, contriving to keep up to the
last his interest with the queen Elizabeth, and to oust his rivals,
Essex and others, was the first to make secret terms with her successor
James, and to prepare the way for his reception in England: of which,
perhaps, Elizabeth was aware, when she lay moaning on the ground.
Where the Adelphi
now stands, was Durham Place, originally a palace of the Bishops
of Durham, who resigned it to Henry VIII. Henry made it the scene
of magnificent tournaments. The Lord High Admiral Seymour caused
the Mint to be established in this house, with a view to coin money
for his designs on the throne. It was afterwards inhabited by Dudley,
Earl of Northumberland, who here married his son to Lady Jane Grey.
But its most illustrious tenant was Raleigh, to whom it was lent
by Queen Elizabeth, and who lived in it during the attempt made
at Essex House. The four turrets of the mansion, under the roof
of which lived and speculated that romantic but equivocal person,
have been marked out in an engraving from Hollar. Durham Place,
though it got into royal hands during the fluctuation of religious
opinions, never seems to have been reckoned out of the pale of the
bishopric of Durham; for Lord Pembroke bought it of that see in
1640, and pulled it down for the erection of houses on its site.
“Be it known,” says
the lively Pennant, speaking of the word ‘place,’ as applied to
great mansions, and interpreted by him to mean ‘palace,’ “that the
word is only applicable to the habitations of princes, or princely
persons, and that it is with all the impropriety of vanity bestowed
on the houses of those who have luckily acquired money enough to
pile on one another a greater quantity of stones or bricks than
their neighbours. How many imaginary parks have been formed
within precincts where deer were never seen! And how many houses
misnamed halls, which never had attached to them the privilege
of a manor.” [ 51] 
This is true; but
unless the words palazzo and piazza are traceable
to the same root, palatium (as perhaps they are), place does
not of necessity mean palace; and palace certainly does not
mean exclusively the habitation of princes or princely persons (that
is to say, supposing princeliness to exclude riches), for in Italy,
whence it comes, any large mansion may be called a palace; and many
old palaces there were built by merchants. Palatium, it is true,
with the old Romans, though it may have originally meant any house
on Mount Palatine, yet in consequence of that place becoming the
court end of the city, and containing the imperial palace, may have
come ultimately to mean only a princely residence. Ovid uses it
in that sense in his Metamorphoses. [52] But custom is everything in these matters. Place is
now used as a variety of term, either for a large house or street.
Perhaps in both cases it ought to imply something of the look of
a palace, or at least an openness of aspect analogous to that of
a square—square in England, corresponding with place,
piazza, and plaça on the Continent. The Piazza in
Covent Garden, properly means the place itself, and not the portico.
“To the north of
Durham Place, fronting the street,” says Pennant, “stood the New
Exchange, which was built under the auspices of our monarch
in 1608, out of the rubbish of the old stables of Durham
House. The king, queen, and royal family, honoured the opening
with their presence, and named it Britaine’s Burse. It was built
somewhat on the model of the Royal Exchange, with cellars beneath,
a walk above, and rows of shops over that, filled chiefly with milliners,
sempstresses, and the like. This was a fashionable place of resort.
In 1654, a fatal affair happened here. Mr Gerard, a young gentleman,
at that time engaged in a plot against Cromwell, was amusing himself
in a walk beneath, when he was insulted by Don Pantaleon de Saa,
brother to the Ambassador of Portugal, who, disliking the return
he met with, determined on revenge. He came there the next day with
a set of bravoes, who, mistaking another gentleman for Mr Gerard,
instantly put him to death, as he was walking with his sister in
one hand and his mistress in the other. Don Pantaleon
was tried, and with impartial justice condemned to the axe. Mr Gerard,
who about the same time was detected in the conspiracy, was likewise
condemned to die. By singular chance, both the rivals suffered on
the scaffold, within a few hours of each other: Mr Gerard with intrepid
dignity; the Portuguese with all the pusillanimity of an
assassin.
“Above stairs,” continues
Pennant, “sat, in the character of a milliner, the reduced Duchess
of Tyrconnel, wife to Richard Talbot, Lord Deputy of Ireland, under
James II.; a bigoted Papist, and fit instrument of the designs of
the infatuated prince, who had created him Earl before his abdication,
and after that, Duke of Tyrconnel. A female, suspected to have been
his duchess, after his death, supported herself for a few days (till
she was known and otherwise provided for) by the little trade of
this place; but had delicacy enough to wish not to be detected.
She sat in a white mask, and a white dress, and was known by the
name of the White Widow. This Exchange has long since given way
to a row of good houses, with uniform front, engraved in Mr Nichols’s
Progresses of Queen Elizabeth, which form a part of the street.”
[53] 
The houses in the
quarter behind these, built by the Earl of Pembroke, made way, sixty
years back, for the present handsome set of buildings called the
Adelphi, from the Messrs Adam, brothers, who built it. [54] The principal front faces the Thames,
and is almost the only public walk left for the inhabitants of London
on the river side. The centre house was purchased when new, by Garrick
in 1771, and was his town house for the rest of his life. He died
there about nine years after; but Mrs Garrick possessed it till
a late period. Mrs Garrick had been a dancer in her youth, with
a name as vernal as need be—Mademoiselle Violette: she died a venerable
old lady, at the age of ninety odd. Boswell has recorded a delightful
day spent with Johnson and others at her house, the first time she
re-opened it after Garrick’s death. Sir Joshua Reynolds was there,
Mrs Carter, Mrs Boscawen, and others. “She looked well,” says Boswell,
“talked of her husband with complacency; and while she cast her
eyes at his portrait, which was hung over the chimney-piece, said,
that ‘death was now the most agreeable object to her.’” [55] It is no dishonour to her, that her constitution
was too good for her melancholy. She spoke enthusiastically of her
husband to the last, and used to decide on theatrical subjects,
by right of being his representative.
On the same terrace
had lived their common friend Beauclerc. On coming away after the
party just mentioned, Boswell tells us that Johnson and he stopped
a little while by the rail of the Adelphi, looking on the Thames;
“and I said to him,” says Boswell, “with some emotion, that I was
now thinking of two friends we had lost, who once lived in the buildings
behind us, Beauclerc and Garrick.” “Ay, sir,” said he tenderly,
“and two such friends as cannot be supplied.” [
56]
When Beauclerc was
labouring under the illness that carried him off, Johnson said to
Boswell, in a faltering voice, that he “would walk to the extent
of the diameter of the earth to save him.” It does not appear what
Beauclerc had in his nature to excite this tenderness; but it is
observable, that Johnson had a kind of speculative regard for rakes
and men of the town, if he thought them not essentially vicious.
He seemed willing to regard them as evidences of the natural virtue
of all men, bad as well as good, and of the excuse furnished for
irregularity by animal spirits. It was not impossible even that
he might have thought them rather conventionally than abstractedly
vicious. He had a similar regard for Hervey, a great rake, who was
very kind to him. “Sir,” said he, “if you call a dog ‘Hervey,’ I
shall love him.” At the same time it is not to be forgotten, that
these rakes were fine gentlemen and men of birth; representatives,
in some respect, of the license assumed by authority. Beauclerc,
however, like Hervey, had a taste for better things than he practised,
and could love scrupulous men. Boswell has given an interesting
account of his first intimacy with Johnson. Langton and Beauclerc
had become intimate at Oxford. “Their opinions and mode of life,”
we are told, “were so different, that it seemed utterly impossible
they should at all agree”; but Beauclerc “had so ardent a love of
literature, so acute an understanding, such elegance of manners,
and so well discerned the excellent qualities of Mr Langton, a gentleman
eminent not only for worth and learning, but for an inexhaustible
fund of entertaining conversation, that they became intimate friends.”
“Johnson, soon after
this acquaintance began, passed a considerable time at Oxford. He
at first thought it strange that Langton should associate so much
with one who had the character of being loose, both in his principles
and practice, but, by degrees, he himself was fascinated. Mr Beauclerc’s
being of the St. Albans family, and having, in some particulars,
a resemblance to Charles the Second, contributed, in Johnson’s imagination,
to throw a lustre upon his other qualities; and, in a short time,
the moral, pious Johnson, and the gay, dissipated Beauclerc were
companions. ‘What a coalition!’ said Garrick, when he heard of this:
‘I shall have my old friend to bail out of the round-house.’ But
I can bear testimony that it was a very agreeable association. Beauclerc
was too polite, and valued learning and wit too much, to offend
Johnson by sallies of infidelity or licentiousness; and Johnson
delighted in the good qualities of Beauclerc, and hoped to correct
the evil. Innumerable were the scenes in which Johnson was amused
by these young men. Beauclerc could take more liberty with him than
anybody with whom I ever saw him; but, on the other hand, Beauclerc
was not spared by his respectable companion, when reproof was proper.
Beauclerc had such a propensity to satire, that at one time, Johnson
said to him, ‘You never open your mouth but with intention to give
pain, and you have often given me pain, not from the power of what
you said, but from seeing your intention.’ At another time, applying
to him, with a slight alteration, a line of Pope, he said—
‘Thy love of folly, and thy scorn of fools’—
‘Everything thou
dost shows the one, and everything thou say’st the other.’ At another
time he said to him, ‘Thy body is all vice, and thy mind all virtue.’
Beauclerc not seeming to relish the compliment, Johnson said, ‘Nay,
sir, Alexander the Great, marching in triumph into Babylon, could
not have desired to have had more said to him.’” [57]
The streets in the
Adelphi—John, Robert, Adam, etc.—are named from the builders. In
this instance, the names are well bestowed; but the “fond attempt,”
on the part of bricklayers and builders in general to give a “deathless
lot” to their names in the same way, is very idle. Wherever we go
now-a-days, among the new buildings, especially in the suburbs,
we meet with names that nobody knows anything about, nor ever will
know. Probably, as knowledge increases, this custom will go out.
With this exception, streets in the British metropolis have hitherto
been named after royalty or nobility, or from local circumstances,
or from saints. Saints went out with popery. The reader of the Spectator
will recollect the dilemma which Sir Roger de Coverley underwent
in his youth, from not knowing whether to ask for Marylebone or
Saint Marylebone. In Paris they have streets named after men of
letters. There is the Quai de Voltaire,—and one of the most
frequented thoroughfares in that metropolis, for it contains the
Post-Office, is Jean Jacques Rousseau Street. It is not unlikely
that a similar custom will take place in England before long. A
nobleman, eminent for his zeal in behalf of the advancement of society,
has called a road in his neighbourhood, Addison Road. [58] 
In John Street, Adelphi,
are the rooms of the Society for the Encouragement of Arts, Manufactures,
and Commerce. This society originated in 1753, at the suggestion
of Mr Shipley, an artist, and, as the title implies, is very miscellaneous
in its object; perhaps too much so to make sufficient impression.
It gives rewards for discoveries of all sorts, and for performances
of youth in the fine arts. It is, however, one of those combinations
of zealous and intelligent men, which have marked the progress of
latter times, and which will have an incalculable effect on posterity.
Its great room is adorned with the celebrated pictures of Mr Barry,
which he painted in order to refute the opinion that Englishmen
had no genius for the higher department of art, no love of music,
etc., nor a proper relish of anything, “even life itself.” The statement
of these positions were not so discreet as the paintings were clever.
Mr Barry was one of those impatient, self-willed men who, with a
portion of genuine power, think it greater than it is, and will
not take the pains to make themselves masters of their own weapons.
His pictures in the Adelphi, which are illustrations of the progress
of society, are striking, ingenious, with great elegance here and
there, and now and then an evidence of the highest feeling; as in
the awful pity of the retributive angel who presides over the downfall
of the wicked and tyrannical. But the colouring is bad and “foxy”;
his Elysium is deformed with the heterogeneous dresses of all ages,
William Penn talking in a wig and hat with Lycurgus, etc. (which,
however philosophically such things might be regarded in another
world, are not fitly presented to the eye in this); and by way of
disproving the bad taste of the English in music, he has put Dr
Burney in a coat and toupee, floating among the water nymphs! The
consequence is, that although these pictures are, perhaps, the best
ever exhibited together in England by one artist, they fall short
of what he intended to establish by them, as far as England is concerned.
Between Adam Street
and George Street, on the other side of the Strand, is Bedford Street,
the site of an old mansion of the Earls and Dukes of Bedford.
With
George Street commence the precincts of an ancient “Inn,” or palace,
originally belonging to the Bishops of Norwich; then to Charles
Brandon, Duke of Suffolk; then to the Archbishops of York, from
whom it was called York House; then to the Crown, who let it to
Lord Chancellor Egerton and to Bacon; then to the Duke of Buckingham,
the favourite, who rebuilt it with great magnificence, and at whose
death it was let to the Earl of Northumberland; and finally to the
second Duke of Buckingham, who pulled it down and converted it into
the present streets and alleys, the names of which contain his designation
at full length, even to the sign of the genitive case, for there
is an “Of Alley”: so that we have George, Villiers, Duke,
Of, Buckingham.
Brandon, Duke of
Suffolk, was the man who, on his marriage with King Henry VIII.’s
sister, appeared at a tournament on a horse that had a cloth half
frieze and half gold, with that touching motto—
Cloth of gold, do not thou despise,
Though thou be matched with cloth of frize:
Cloth of frize, be not thou too bold,
Though thou be matched with cloth of gold.
Bacon belongs to Gray’s Inn, and the second Duke
of Buckingham to Wallingford House, where he chiefly resided (on
the site of the present Admiralty): but the reader, who should go
down Buckingham Street, and contemplate the spot which Inigo Jones
and the trees have beautified, will not fail to be struck with the
many different spirits that have passed through this spot—the romantic
Suffolk; the correct Egerton; the earth-moving Bacon; the first
Buckingham with a spirit equal to his fortunes; the second, witty
but selfish, who lavished them away; and all the visitors, of so
many different qualities, which these men must have had, crowding
or calmly moving to the gate across the water, in quiet or in jollity,
clients, philosophers, poets, courtiers, mistresses, gallant masques,
the romance of Charles the First’s reign, and the gaudy revelry
of Charles II. A little spot remains, with a few trees, and a graceful
piece of art, and the river flowing as calmly as meditation.
The only vestige
now remaining of the splendid mansion of the Buckinghams is the
Water-Gate at the end of Buckingham Street, called York Stairs,
[59] and built by Inigo
Jones. It has been much admired, and must have admitted, in its
time, the entrance of many extraordinary persons.
York Buildings affords
us another name, not unworthy to be added to the most useful and
delightful of these, Richard Steele, who lived here just before
he retired into Wales. The place in his time was celebrated for
a concert-room. We must not omit the termination of a curious dispute
at the gate of York House, to which Pepys was a witness.
“30th (September
1661). This morning up by moonshine, at five o’clock,” (here
was one of the great secrets of the animal spirits of those times),
“to Whitehall, to meet Mr More at the Privy Seale, and there I heard
of a fray between the two embassadors of Spaine and France, and
that this day being the day of the entrance of an embassador from
Sweeden, they intended to fight for the precedence. Our king, I
heard, ordered that no Englishman should meddle in the business,
but let them do what they would. And to that end, all the soldiers
in town were in arms all the day long, and some of the train bands
in the city, and a great bustle through the city all the day. Then
we took coach (which was the business I came for) to Chelsey, to
my Lord Privy Seale, and there got him to seal the business. Here
I saw by daylight two very fine pictures in the gallery, that a
little while ago I saw by night; and did also go all over the house,
and found it to be the prettiest contrived house that ever I saw
in my life. So back again; and at Whitehall light, and saw the soldiers
and people running up and down the streets. So
I went to the Spanish embassador’s and the French, and there saw
great preparations on both sides; but the French made the most noise
and ranted most, but the other made no stir almost at all; so that
I was afraid the other would have too great a conquest over them.
Then to the wardrobe and dined there; and then abroad, and in Cheapside
hear, that the Spanish hath got the best of it, and killed three
of the French coach-horses and several men, and is gone through
the city next to our king’s coach; at which, it is strange to see
how all the city did rejoice. And, indeed, we do naturally all love
the Spanish and hate the French. But I, as I am in all things curious,
presently got to the water side, and there took oars to Westminster
Palace, and ran after them through all the dirt, and the streets
full of people; till at last, in the Mewes, I saw the Spanish coach
go with fifty drawn swords at least to guard it, and our soldiers
shouting for joy. And so I followed the coach, and then met it at
York House, where the embassador lies; and there I went in with
great state. So then I went to the French house, where I observe
still, that there is no men in the world of a more insolent spirit
where they do well, nor before they begin a matter, and more abject
if they do miscarry, than these people are; for they all look like
dead men, and not a word among them, but shake their heads. The
truth is, the Spaniards were not only observed to fight more desperately,
but also they did outwitt them; first in lining their own harnesse
with chains of iron that they could not be cut, then in setting
their coach in the most advantageous place, and to appoint men to
guard every one of their horses, and others for to guard the coach,
and others the coachmen. And, above all, in setting upon the French
horses and killing them, for by that means the French were not able
to stir. There were several men slaine of the French, and one or
two of the Spaniards, and one Englishman by a bullet. Which is very
observable, the French were at least four to one in number, and
had near one hundred cases of pistols among them, and the Spaniards
had not one gun among them, which is for their honour for ever,
and the others’ disgrace. So having been very much daubed with dirt,
I got a coach and home; where I vexed my wife in telling her of
this story, and pleading for the Spaniards against the French.”
[60]
In James the Second’s
time, the French embassy had the house of their rival, and drew
the town to see Popish devices in wax-work.
“The fourth of April,”
says Evelyn (1672), “I went to see the fopperies of the Papists
at Somerset House and York House, where now the French ambassador
had caused to be represented our Blessed Saviour at the Pascal Supper
with his disciples, in figures and puppets made as big as the life,
of wax-work, curiously clad and sitting round a large table, the
room nobly hung, and shining with innumerable lamps and candles;
this was exposed to all the world; all the city came to see it:
such liberty had the Roman Catholicks at this time obtained.” [61]
They have obtained
more liberty since, and can dispense with these “fopperies.” At
least they would do well to think so.
Hungerford Market
takes its name from an old Wiltshire family, who had a mansion here
in the time of Charles II., which they parted with, like others,
to the encroachments of trade. It used to be an inconvenient and
disagreeable place, little frequented, but has lately been converted
into a handsome market, and put an end to the monopoly of Billingsgate.
No. 7 in Craven Street
is celebrated as having been, at one time, the residence of Franklin.
What a change along the shore of the Thames in a few years (for
two centuries are less than a few in the lapse of time), from the
residence of a set of haughty nobles, who never dreamt that a tradesman
could be anything but a tradesman, to that of a yeoman’s son, and
a printer, who was one of the founders of a great state!
Northumberland House
is the only one remaining of all the great mansions which lorded
it on the river side. It was built by Henry Howard, Earl of Northampton,
son of the famous Henry Howard, Earl of Surrey, the poet; but a
very unworthy son, except in point of capacity. He was one of those
men, who, wanting a sense of moral beauty, are in every other respect
wise in vain, and succeed only to become despised and unhappy. He
was the grossest of flatterers; paid court to the most opposite
rivals, in the worst manner; and seems to have stuck at nothing
to obtain his ends. His perception of what was great, extrinsically,
led him to build this princely abode; and his worship of success
and court favour degraded him into an accomplice of Carr, Earl of
Somerset. It is thought by the historians, that he died just in
time to save him from the disgraceful consequences of the murder
of Sir Thomas Overbury. [ 62]
Northumberland House
was built upon the site of the old hospital of St. Mary Roncesvaux—Osborne
says, with Spanish gold. “Part of the present mansion,” says the
Londinium Redivivum, “is from the designs of Bernard
Jansen, and the frontispiece or gateway from those of Gerard Christmas.
This gateway cannot possibly be described correctly, as the ornaments
are scattered in the utmost profusion, from the base to the attic,
which supports a copy of Michael Angelo’s celebrated lion. Double
ranges of grotesque pilasters inclose eight niches on the sides,
and there are a bow window and an open arch above the gate. The
basement of the whole front contains fourteen niches, with ancient
weapons crossed within them; and the upper stories have twenty-four
windows, in two ranges, with pierce battlements. Each wing terminates
in a cupola, and the angles have rustic quoins. The quadrangle within
the gate is in a better style of building, but rather distinguished
by simplicity than grandeur; and the garden next the Thames, with
many trees, serves to screen the mansion from those disagreeable
objects which generally bound the shores of the river in this vast
trading city.”
“Northumberland House
was discovered to be on fire, March 18, 1780, at five o’clock in
the morning, which raged from that hour till eight, when the whole
front next the Strand was completely destroyed. Dr Percy’s apartments
were consumed; but great part of his library escaped the general
ruin.” [63]
We have been the
more particular in laying this extract before our readers, because,
though the house still exists, the public see little of it. All
they behold, indeed, is the screen or advanced guard, which is no
very fine sight, and only serves to narrow the way. Of the quadrangle
inside the public know nothing; and thousands pass every day without
suspecting that there is such a thing as a tree on the premises.
The Percys had this
house in consequence of a marriage with the daughter of the Earl
of Suffolk, who was Northampton’s nephew. During the Earl’s possession
it was called Suffolk House, and furnished an escape to a person
of the name of Emerson from one of the mad pranks of Lord Herbert
of Cherbury, who was for fighting everybody. His lordship had had
sundry fits of ague, which brought him at last to be “so lean and
yellow, that scarce any man,” he says, “did know him.”
“It happened,” he
continues, “during this sickness, that I walked abroad one day towards
Whitehall, where, meeting with one Emerson, who spoke very disgraceful
words of Sir Robert Harley, being then my dear friend, my weakness
could not hinder me to be sensible of my friend’s dishonour; shaking
him, therefore, by a long beard he wore, I stept a little aside,
and drew my sword in the street; Captain Thomas Scrivan, a friend
of mine, not being far off on one side, and divers friends of his
on the other side. All that saw me wondered how I could go, being
so weak and consumed as I was, but much more that I would offer
to fight; howsoever, Emerson, instead of drawing his sword, ran
away into Suffolk House, and afterwards informed the Lords of the
Council of what I had done; who, not long after sending for me,
did not so much reprehend my taking part with my friend, as that
I would adventure to fight, being in such a bad condition of health.”
[64]
The disgraceful words
spoken by Emerson were very likely nothing at all, except to his
lordship’s ultra-chivalrous fancy; but this is a curious scene to
imagine at the entrance of the present quiet Northumberland House—Emerson
slipping into the gate with horror in his looks, and the lean and
yellow ghost of the knight-errant behind him, sword in hand.
Mr Malcolm has spoken
of the apartments of Dr Percy. This was Dr Percy, Bishop of Dromore,
who gave an impulse to the spirit of the modern muse by his Reliques
of Ancient English Poetry. He was a kinsman of the Northumberland
family. We believe it was in Northumberland House that his friend
Goldsmith, stammering out a fine speech of thanks to a personage
in a splendid dress whom he took for the Duke, was informed, when
he had done, that it was his Grace’s “gentleman.”
A little way up Catherine
Street is Exeter Street, where Johnson first lodged when he came
to town. His lodgings were at the house of Mr Morris, a stay-maker.
He dined at the Pine-apple in New Street, “for eight-pence, with
very good company.” Several of them, he told Boswell, had travelled.
“They expected to meet every day; but did not know one another’s
names.” The rest of his information is a curious and interesting
specimen of his disposition. “It used,” said he, “to cost the rest
a shilling, for they drank wine: but I had a cut of meat for sixpence,
and bread for a penny, and gave the waiter a penny; so that I was
quite as well served, nay, better than the rest, for they gave the
waiter nothing.” Johnson drank at this time no fermented liquors.
Boswell supposes that he had gained a knowledge of the art of living
in London from an Irish painter, whom he knew at Birmingham, and
of whom he gave this account.
“Thirty pounds a-year,”
according to this economical philosopher, “was enough to enable
a man to live there without being contemptible. He allowed ten pounds
for clothes and linen. He said a man might live in a garret at eighteen
pence a week; few people would inquire where he lodged: and if they
did, it was easy to say, ‘Sir, I am to be found at such a place.’
By spending three pence at a coffee-house, he might be for some
hours every day in very good company; he might dine for six-pence,
breakfast on bread and milk for a penny, and do without supper.
On clean-shirt day he went abroad and paid visits.” [65]
The Strand end of
Catherine Street is mentioned in Gay’s Trivia for a notoriety
which it now unfortunately shares with too many places to render
it remarkable. His picture of one of the women he speaks of possesses
a literal truth, the characteristic of the whole of this curious
poem.
“’Tis she who nightly
strolls with sauntering pace;
No stubborn stays her yielding shape embrace;
Beneath the lamp her tawdry ribands glare,
The new scower’d monteau, and the slattern air;
High draggled petticoats her travels show,
And hollow cheeks with artful blushes glow.
In riding-hood, near Tavern door
she plies,
Or muffled pinners hide her livid eyes.
With empty band-box she delights to range,
And feigns a distant errand from the ’Change.”
Gay contents himself
with a picture, and a warning. In our times, we have learnt to pity
the human beings, and to think what can be done to remedy the first
causes of the evil.
The houses between
Catherine Street and Burleigh Street stand upon ground formerly
occupied by Wimbledon House, a mansion built by Sir Edward Cecil,
whom Charles I. created Viscount Wimbledon. It was burnt down; and
Stow says, that the day before, his lordship’s country house at
Wimbledon was blown up.
The late Lyceum was
built about the year 1765, as an academy and exhibition-room, in
anticipation of the royal one then contemplated. It did not succeed;
and part of it was converted into a theatre for musical performances.
It then became a place of exhibition for large panoramic pictures,
among which we remember with pleasure the battle pieces of Robert
Ker Porter (Seringapatam, Acre, etc.) A species of entertainment
then took place in it, which has justly been called “useful and
liberal,” presenting, on a regular stage, pictures or scenes of
famous places, while a person read accounts of them from a desk.
We remember the Ægyptiana, or description of Ægypt, and, if we mistake
not, an attempt, not quite so well founded, to illustrate the scenes
of Milton’s Allegro and Penseroso. Neither of the
attempts met with success; but the former perhaps might be tried
again with advantage, now that information and the thirst for it
have so wonderfully increased. The panorama, however, may have realised
all that can be done in this way. Visitors to those admirable contrivances
may be almost said to become travellers; and a reader at hand might
disturb them, like an impertinence. We recollect being so early
one morning at a panorama, that we had the place to ourselves. The
room was without a sound, and the scene Florence; and when we came
out the noise and crowd of the streets had an effect on us, as if
we had been suddenly transported out of an Italian solitude. The
Lyceum has since been handsomely rebuilt as a new English Opera
House, under the management of Mr Arnold, who has done much to cultivate
a love of music in this country. Over the former theatre, we believe,
was a room built by him for the members of the famous Beef-Steak
Club, equally celebrated for loving their steaks and roasting one
another. [66]
The
little crowded nest of shop-counters and wild beasts, called Exeter
Change, which has lately been pulled down, took its name from a
mansion belonging to the Bishop of Exeter, whether on the south
or north side of the street does not appear. It is not necessary
that the spot should have been the same. Any connection with a large
mansion, or its neighbourhood, is sufficient to give name to a new
house. Pennant thinks, we know not on what authority, that the great
Lord Burleigh had a mansion on the spot; and he adds, that he died
here. Exeter Change was supposed to have been built in the reign
of William and Mary, as a speculation. The lower story, at the beginning
of the last century, was appropriated to the shops of milliners;
and upholsterers had the upper. In the year 1721, the town were
invited to this place to look at a bed.
“Mr Normond Cony,”
saith the historian, “exhibited a singular bed for two shillings
and sixpence each person, the product of his own ingenuity; the
curtains of which were woven in the most ingenious manner, with
feathers of the greatest variety and beauty he could procure; the
ground represented white damask, mixed with silver and ornaments
of various descriptions, supporting vases of flowers and fruits.
Each curtain had a purple border a foot in breadth, branched with
flowers shaded with scarlet, the valence and bases the same. The
bed was eighteen feet in height; and from the description must have
been a superior effort of genius, equally original with the works
of the South Sea Islanders, whose cloaks, mantles, and caps, grace
the collection formed by Captain Cook, now preserved in the British
Museum.” [67]
This was a gentle
exhibition enough. Sixty years ago, instead of the bed, was presented
the right honourable body of Lord Baltimore, a personage who ran
away with young ladies against their will. The body lay “in state,”
previously to its interment at Epsom. Lord Baltimore was succeeded
by the wild beasts, who kept possession in their narrow unhealthy
cages till the death of the poor elephant in 1826, which conspiring
with the new spirit of improvement to call final attention to this
excresence in the Strand, it was adjudged to be rooted out. The
death of this unfortunate animal, who seems to have had just reason
enough to grow mad, had its proper effect, in exciting the public
to guard against similar evils; nor is it likely that these intelligent
and noble creatures, nor indeed any others, will undergo such a
monstrous state of existence again.
Passing one day by
Exeter Change, we beheld a sight strange enough to witness in a
great thoroughfare—a fine horse startled, and pawing the ground,
at the roar of lions and tigers. It was at the time, we suppose,
when the beasts were being fed.

NOTES
1. Gay’s Trivia, or the Art of Walking the Streets
of London, book ii.
2. Pennant, ut supra, p. 139.
3. Londinium Redivivum, vol. iii., p. 397.
4. Biographia Dramatica, from Oldys’s MS. Notes on Langbaine.
5. Censure Literaria, vol. i., p. 176.
6. State Poems, vol. ii., p. 143.
7. Boswell, vol. i., p. 383.
8. Boswell, vol. iii., p. 331.
9. Dugdale’s Antiquities of Westminster. Heraldic
MS. in the Museum, quoted-in Londinium Redivivum (vol. ii.,
p. 282). Brydges’s Collins’s Peeraqe. Belsham’s Life of
Lindsey. We have been thus minute in tracing the occupancies
of this house, from the interest excited by some of the members
connected with it. Pennant says, upon the authority of the Sydney
Papers, that Leicester bequeathed it to his son-in-law, which appears
probable, since the latter possessed it. Perhaps the herald was
confused by the name of Robert, which belonged both to son and son-in-law.
10. Howell’s State Trials, vol. i., p. 1343.
11. Todd’s edit, of Spenser, vol. i., p. 141.
12. Godwin’s History of the Commonwealth, vol. i., p.
410.
13. Boswell, vol. iv., p. 276.
14. Trivia; or The Art of Walking the Streets of
London, book iii. Of a similar, and more perplexing facetiousness
was the trick of extracting wigs out of hackney coaches. “The Thieves,”
says the Weekly Journal (March 30, 1717), “have got such
a villanous way now of robbing gentlemen, that they cut holes through
the backs of hackney coaches, and take away their wigs, or fine
head-dresses of gentlewomen; so a gentleman was served last Sunday
in Tooley Street, and another but last Tuesday in Fenchurch Street;
wherefore this may serve as a caution to gentlemen and gentlewomen
that ride singlc in the night-time, to sit en the fore-seat, which
will prevent that way of robbing.”—Malcolm’s Anecdotes of the
Manners and Customs of London during the Eighteenth century,
second edit., vol. i., p. 104.
15. Londinium Redivivum, vol. ii.
16. Second Part of Henry IV., act 3, sc. 2.
17. Birch’s Negotiations, pp. 206, 207, quoted in the
work above mentioned, p. 189. Whenever we quote from any authorities
but the original, we beg the reader to bear in mind, first, that
we always notice our having done so; and, secondly, that we make
a point of comparing the originals with the report. Both Monmouth
and Birch, for example, have been consulted in the present instance.
18. We allude to the celebrated saying of Gibbon respecting
the Fairy Queen.
19. In his Letters on the English Nation. But we quote
from memory.
20. We conclude so from our authorities in both instances.
Mr Malcolm’s Londinium Redivivum, vol. iii., p. 398.
21. See his life in Chambers’s General Biographical Dictionary,
vol. v., p. 280.
22. General Biographical Dictionary, 8vo.,
1812, vol. vii.
23. Letters on the English Nation.
24. Life, in Chalmer’s English Poets, p. 26.
25. Spence’s Anecdotes, p. 376.
26. Idem, p. 46.
27. Memoirs of the Life, Writings, etc., of William Congreve,
Esq., 1730, p. 11. Curll discreetly omits his name in the titlepage.
[On reconsidering this interview (though we have no longer the book
by us, and therefore speak from memory), we are doubtful whether
the lady was not Mrs Bracegirdle, instead of the duchess].
28. Lives of the Poets, etc., by Mr Cibber and others,
1753.
29. Pennant’s London, ut supra, p. 124. Swift’s Letters
to Stella. The particulars of the case are taken from Howell’s
State Trials, vol. xii., p. 947.
30. “Captain Baily, said to have accompanied Raleigh in his
last expedition to Guiana, employed four hackney coaches, with drivers
in liveries, to ply at the May-pole in the Strand, fixing his own
rates, about the year 1634. Baily’s coaches seem to have been the
first of what are now called hackney-coaches; a term at that time
applied indiscriminately to all coaches let for hire.” The favourite
Buckingham, about the year 1619, introduced the sedan. The post-chaise,
invented in France, was introduced by Mr Tull, son of the well-known
writer on husbandry. The stage first came in about the year 1775;
and mail-coaches appeared in 1785.—See a note to the Tatler,
as above, vol. iv., p. 415.
31. This was written in 1834.
32. The faults of the New Church are, that is is too small
for the steeple; that it is divided into two stories, which make
it still smaller; that the entablature on the north and south parts
is too frequently interrupted; that pediments are “affectedly put
over each projection;” in a word, that a little object is cut up
into too many little parts, and rendered fantastic with embellishment.
See the opinions of Gwynn, Ralph, and Malton, quoted in Brayley’s
London and Middlesex, vol. iv., p. 199.
33. Life of James I., quoted in Pennant, p. 155.
34. L’Estrange’s Life of Charles I., quoted in D’Israeli’s
Commentaries on the Life and Reign of Charles I.. vol. ii.,
p. 218.
35. L’Estrange’s Life of Charles I.
36. Steenie—a familiarisation of Stephen. The name was given
Buckingham by James I., in reference to the beauty of St. Stephen,
whose face, during his martyrdom, is described in the New Testament
as shining like that of an angel.
37. See the account of the Paradise of Glory, in vol. ii.,
p. 225.
38. Memoirs of Samuel Pepys, Esq., 2nd edition, vol.
i., p. 309.
39. Memoirs of Samuel Pepys, Esq., 2nd edition, vol.
i., p. 357.
40. Lives and Letters, as above.
41. See three Poems in his Genuine Remains—Chalmers’s British
Poets, vol. viii., p. 187.
42. British Poets, vol. vii., p. 101.
43. Londinium Redivivum, vol. iv., p. 410.
44. Gentleman’s Magazine for 1793, p. 88.
45. Memoirs and Correspondence, as above, vol. i., p.
182.
46. Memoirs and Correspondence, as above, vol.
ii., p. 348.
47. Ibid., vol. iii., p. 75.
48. Ibid., p. 185.
49. Memoirs and Correspondence, as above, vol. iv.,
p. 81.
50. Granger’s Biographical History of England, 1824,
vol. v., p. 356.
51. Pennant, ut supra, p. 144.
52. Where he likens Jupiter’s house in the Milky Way to the
palace of Augustus:—
“Hic locus est, quem,
si verbis audacia detur,
Haud timeam magni dixisse Palatia cœli.”—Lib. i. v. 175.
Which Sandys, by
a felicitous conceit in the taste of his age (and of Ovid too),
has transferred to the palace of Charles the First, and rendered
still more applicable to the Milky Way:—
“This glorious roofe
I would not doubt to call,
Had I but boldness giv’n me, Heaven’s White-Hall.”
53. Pennant, p. 147.
54. It was a joke, probably invented, against a late festive
alderman, that some lover of Terence, at a public dinner, having
toasted two royal brothers, who were present, under the title of
the Adelphl (the Greek word for “brothers”), the Alderman said,
that as they were on the subject of streets, “he would beg leave
to propose ‘Finsbury Square.’”
55. Boswell, vol. iv., p. 102.
56. Id., p. 106.
57. Boswell, vol. i., p. 225.
58. Near Holland House, Kensington. Addison died in that house.
59. “York Stairs,” says the author of the Critical Reviews
of Public Buildings, quoted in Brayley’s London and Middlesex,
“form unquestionably the most perfect piece of building that does
honour to Inigo Jones: it is planned in so exquisite a taste, formed
of such equal and harmonious parts, and adorned with such proper
and elegant decorations, that nothing can be censured or added.
It is at once happy in its situation beyond comparison, and fancied
in a style exactly suited to that situation. The rock-work, or rustic,
can never be better introduced than in buildings by the side of
water; and, indeed, it is a great question whether it ought to have
been made use of anywhere else. On the side next the river appear
the arms of the Villiers family; and on the north front is inscribed
their motto: Fidei Coticula Crux,—The Cross is the touch-stone
of faith. On this side is a small terrace, planted with lime-trees;
the whole supported by a rate raised upon the houses in the neighbouring
streets; and being inclosed from the public, forms an agreeable
promenade for the inhabitants.”
60. Diary, vol. i., p. 221.
61. Memoirs of John Evelyn, Esq. Second edit., vol.
ii., p. 364.
62. In 1596, Northampton writes thus to Lord Burghley (Essex’s
great enemy), upon presenting to him a devotional composition.
“The weight of your lordship s piercing judgment held me in so reverend
an awe, as before I were encouraged by two or three of my friends,
who had a taste, I durst not present this treatise to your view:
but since their partiality hath made me thus bold, my own affection
to sanctify this labour to yourself hath made me impudent.” Yet
in the year succeeding, our authority observes, he has the following
passage in a letter to Essex:—“Some friend of mine means this day,
before night, to merit my devotion and uttermost gratitude by seeking
to do good to you; the success whereof my prayers in the meantime
shall recommend to that best gale of wind that may favour it. Your
lordship, by your last purchase, hath almost enraged the dromedary
that would have won the Queen of Sheba’s favour by bringing pearls.
If you could once be as fortunate in dragging old Leviathan (Burghley)
and his cub, tortuosum colubrum (Sir Robert Cecil),
as the prophet termeth them, out of this den of mischievous device,
the better part of the world would prefer your virtue to that of
Hercules.” See Memoirs of the Peers of James I., p. 240.
Such “wise men” are the worst of fools. And here he was acting,
as such men are apt to do, like one of the commonest fools, in saying
such contradictory things under his own hand.
63. Vol iv., p. 308.
64. Life of Edward Lord Herbert of Cherbury, in the Autobiography,
p. 110.
65. Boswell, vol. i., p. 81.
66. The author of a History of the Clubs of London (vol.
ii. p. 3), says that this is not the Beef-Steak Club of which Eastcourt,
the comedian, was steward, and Mrs Woffington president. He derives
its origin from an accidental dinner taken by Lord Peterborough
in the scenic room of Rich the Harlequin, over Covent Garden Theatre.
The original gridiron, on which Rich broiled the Peer’s beef-steak,
is still preserved, as the palladium of the Club; and the members
have it engraved on their buttons. It has generally, we believe,
admitted the leading men of the day, of whatever description, provided
they can joke and bear joking, The author just mentioned says, that
Lord Sandwich’s and Wilkie’s days are generally quoted as the golden
period of the society.
67. Londinium Redivivum, vol. iv., p. 302.

|